I was cleaning out an old computer and came across this story, which I haven't seen for years. It's interesting especially because it passes a spell check. If you have trouble understanding it, try reading it quickly out loud.
Ladle Rat Rotten Hut
by H. L. Chace, Professor of French,
Miami University, Oxford, Ohio, 1940
Hairs annulled furry starry, tolled another warts, warts alto gather deferent thunder regional virgin.
Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter mutter inner ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge, dock florist. Disc ladle gull orphan worry putty ladle rat cluck wetter ladle rat hut, and fur disk raisin, pimple caulder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.
Wan moaning Ladle Rat Rotten Hut's mutter colder inset, "Ladle Red Rotten Hut, heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter end shock her kook keys. Tick disk basking tudor cordage offer groin mutter how lifts honor udder site offer florist. Shaker lake! Dun stopper laundry wrote! Dun stopper peck floors! Dun daily-doily inner florist, an yonder nor sorghum stenches shooed jew stopper torque wet strainers."
"Hoe-cake, murder," resplendent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, end tickle ladle basking, stuttered oft.
Honor wrote tudor cordage offer groin murder, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut mitten anomalous woof. "Wail, wail, wail!" set disk wicket woof, "Evanescent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut. Wares are putty ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?"
"Armor goring tumor groin murder's," reprisal ladle gull. "Grammar's seeking bet. Armor ticking arson burden barter and shirker cockles."
"O hoe! Heifer present woke," setter rachet woof toe Ladle Rat Rotten Hut. Buddy taught tomb shelf, "Oil ticker shirt court tudor cordage offer groin murder. Oil ketchup wetter letter, end den - Oar bore!!!"
Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, end whinny retched a cordage offer groin murder, picked inner windrow, an sore debtor pore oil worming worse lion inner bet. Inner flesh disk abdominal woof lipped honor bet, paunched honor pore oil worming, an adder rope. Zany pool darner nut cap end gnat gun, any curdled ope inner bet, any wafer Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.
Inner ladle wile, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut a raft attar cordage end ranker dough ball. "Comb ink, sweat hard," setter wicket woof, disgracing hiss verse. Ladle Rat Rotten Hut entity bet rum end stud buyer groin mutter's bet.
"O Grammar!" crater ladle gull historically, "Watt bag icer gut! Ah nervous sausage bag ice!"
"Battered lucky chew whiff, sweat hard," whiskered disk hoard-hoarded ammonol, wetter wicket small a pawns faze.
"O Grammar, water bag noise! A nervous sore suture anomalous prognosis!" eggs blamed ladle gull.
"Battered small your whiff, doling," inserter woof, ants noise worse twisting ants mouse worse waddling.
"O Grammar, water bag mousey gut! A nervous sausage bag mouse!"
Doze wordy on-forget-nut gull's lest warts. Oil offer sodden, throne offer carvers an sprinkling otter bet, disk curl end bloat-Thursday woof lipped own pore Ladle Rat Rotten Hut end garbled erupt. Indite worse therein offer pore ladle gull.
MURAL: Yonder nor sorghum stenches shut ladle gulls stopper torque wet strainers.