I'm working as a farm hand cleaning out the stables. I have a red bucket full of water that needs emptying...this is the task I've been tasked with and I do not ask why. A split second after flinging the water into the sky I see a flock of birds flying toward the water. The water hits one of the birds and I am horrified at what I have done. What's worse is that this is no ordinary bird.

This bird has brilliant, purple wings which are much larger than those of the other birds. It falls to the ground, its wings--not resistant to water--severely injured. As it walks away towards its imminent death, I realize that this bird is no bird at all. This giant bird has four legs, a mane, and a tightly wound conic shape protruding from its head. I have killed a unicorn.