Bully Pulpit - Two crazy kids in love from southwest houston deforming music. With slogans like "Phalic Peace" and disrespect for the "Oraganized Despair" we live each day, this band could hardly be considered pop-gold. To the dismay of every living executive at SONY, media mogul Tommy Mitola[formerly married to Mariah Carrey] has ben rumored to have contacted the impish sound ensemble to submit a track to "Keep the George. Lose the Bush." a compilation to raise money for George Clooney's upcoming bid for the presidency. Mitola was shocked when the no-name band turned him down calling him a "no name recording industry dinosaur" and a "shit sucker". A stunt that surprises no one since the penis member of the buzzing buzzless band was caught publicly urinating and pleasing himself inside of Mitola's Mazeratti. What does Paris Hilton think?! "I pee outside all the time, we artists gotta stick together." With the release of Paris' new Album "STAR" produced by the one time sickening bad girl Kathleen Hannah, Paris has been promoting up a storm and plaiyng small clubs in houston with the Bully Pulpit: Sex Cherubs backing her, of course she never gets paid but fear not for Paris is impudent to the economicity of the situation being multi-million dollar heiress.

Thanks to Paris publicist for her quote!