Five arrangements,

As the other members of Muzukashii do irrelevant things, like plan for our next gig at the Ocean Rooms in Brighton on Saturday, I have more pressing things on my mind.

Something in my house is eating my pants.

I killed my dog and opened her up but there weren't any pants in there.  Feel a bit guilty really but I am thinking of fashioning a pair of pants out of dog fur so that some good comes out of the tragic situation.

I toyed with the idea that my pants had joined a pseudo religious sect and decided to go and live in a nearby commune.

In the end I burnt down my house in a rage and am now a homeless.

Anyway, the moral of the story is:  We are playing at The Ocean Rooms in Brighton on Saturday at around 10.15pm so come and see us.

LC

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