use that 909 digital cowbell sound, plus all the noises that we got from the apartment yesterday, plus eric yelling, plus use that sandpaper noise with a lower-frequency notch filter on top of it (and link that filter to note velocity), use that other 909 electric kick, make a drumkit out of it and then apply four seperate static flangers to the loop that ensues. Set the frequency of the flangers to the second, fourth, fifth, and seventh notes of the scale and pan the lowest and highest frequency all the way to the left and the middle frequencies all the way to the right. I'm thinking about getting D'Atra Hicks to come in and record the chorus: "Hold it down, white boys" She'll do anything for me now that I've hooked her up with a book deal. I really feel a hit in the air. Get on the horn with Rosenbaum from Motorola and tell him we'll put it in the new RAZR commercial, but for no less than 10 large and free wireless phone/internet service for life, and then call Geffen and let him know that we're onto something hot...that he can have it if we get at least 10 points on the back end.