So there's this guy named Paul Bearer. If you don't know who he is don't worry about it. He is/was in a couple of bands. He's a pretty funny guy but he tells it like it is no matter what anyone thinks. He's usually right too and that's the funny thing. He's ugly, sarcastic and hilarious. I've met him and he's all real. So I was looking at one of his bands websites and he has this blog sort of thing that I thought was rather fitting.
"SPRINGTIME IS ALMOST UPON US.WHEN A YOUNG MAN'S FANCY TURNS TO THOUGHTS OF LOVE.... SO,WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? IT'S NO SECRET TO ANYONE THAT I'VE BEEN DONE AS DONE COULD BE-AND I CERTAINLY TAKE THE BLAME FOR ANY WRONG'S I MAY HAVE INCURRED ALONG THE WAY.IT DOTH TAKE TWO TO TANGO-AND I'VE DONE MY SHARE OF DANCING.FEETS DON'T FAIL ME NOW!SO...WHY DO I CONTINUE? HOPELESS ROMANTIC-THROUGH AND THROUGH.A FOOL,IF YOU WILL.HEART WELL DARNED UPON MY SLEEVE.I'VE WRITTEN MORE LOVE/LOVE GONE WRONG SONGS THAN I CARE TO ADMIT.A LOT OF WHICH HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT OF DAY BY THE LIKES OF YOU (and if i may note-i have been grossly mislabeled a "misogynist" by some of you....god,yer dumb.),AND A GOOD DEAL MAY NEVER LEAVE THE PAGES OF WHATEVER BOOK I MAY JOT THEM DOWN IN.THE TOME OF THE UNREQUITTED LOVE....MY SPECIALTY. HELL- I'M IN LOVE WITH A WOMAN RIGHT NOW-WHO,ALTHOUGH LOVES ME AS WELL,IS CONVINCED THAT WE'RE "NOT RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER"..... DAMN!!! CAN A BRUTHA GET A BREAK??? I HAVE NO END ALL-BE ALL SOLUTION TO GIVE TO YOU FOLKS.....IF YOU'VE GOT SOMEONE TO HAVE AND TO HOLD-DO JUST THAT-HAVE AND HOLD THEM....THERE AINT NOTHIN' WRONG WITH THAT,AND DON'T LET NOBODY TELL YOU DIFFERENT.IF YOU AINT GOT NOBODY,REMEMBER AINT NOBODY GOT YOU,EITHER. WHAT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND,SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL DO YOUR BEST.NOBODY LIKES A MISERABLE,BITTER DRUNK-TRUST ME! I AINT NEVER LIED TO YOU YET,AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO START NOW.... GOOD LUCK....
-PAULIE SKI (nee BEARER) "
Now it's not spring and no girl loves me, but I was in a band and you'd be surprised at what some of those songs I wrote were about. Now if I can just find some girl who does love me. For real this time. Maybe She'll change Her mind some day. I'll still be here if She does. Keep your fingers crossed for me. Later. Now GFY.