Gentle, sensitive readers of my blog...
I have come across a file. It is over 500 megabytes and over an hour long. It was hard to find, but it was found never the less. If you have traversed through Something Awful you may have read the article, and if you are one of the many forum goons which contribute regularly to the site you may have seen the creation of this file transpire.

The file I'm speaking (typing) of is SWAP.AVI.  

    You may not know what this is, so I will give a brief description:
SWAP.AVI is sheer and utter evil and madness incarnate. It destroys souls and twists minds; many believe it causes permanent damage that cannot be realized until over a decade has passed. I have yet to view it entirely, and thankfully I haven't eaten lunch yet. I ask the reader to think of the infamous "2 Girls 1 Cup", however, this beast has 3 girls, and no cup. I ask the reader to ponder this.

    I plan on exposing this to as many people as I can, to overshadow 2G1C and leave my mark on the Internet (though I'm not responsible for its creation, I intend to distribute it). I do not recommend this to ANYONE, even though I plan to get people to watch it.

    As I burn this abomination onto a disk, I wonder to myself "Why?"
    Because I have nothing better to do, of course.

Visit this link for the full story; The Horrible Saga of SWAP.AVI:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/horrible-saga-swapavi.php

Sorry, world ;P