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Status: Single
Country: UK
Signup Date: 3/8/2006
Sunday, July 29, 2007 

Current mood:  touched
Category: Romance and Relationships

To celebrate the release of "I Lost My Virginity" We sent out a bulletin to all our friends inviting them to tell us about their 1st time experiences.  We were flooded with replies, in fact so many brilliant comments were posted on our pages that we decided to make a top 10 listing.  Donny our keyboard player stepped forward to review them all and add a few cheeky comments of his own, if fact it was so tough to decide which were the best out of the hundreds posted, Donny said he had to make it a top 11.  So here they are in reverse order and of course if you'd like to add your story as a comment, good, bad or just plain funny, we'd love to hear it!


I LOST MY VIRGINITY - Top 11
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11.  JKJKJK LO..  15 Jul 2007 10:44

It hurt. :[ 


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10.  Ri   19 Jul 2007 16:34

HA, I lost my V on a cooler...in the woods...
Talk about awkward.
Then found out his mom saw the whole thing.
& the condom is still hanging from the tree =/

Donny's comment:  If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big suprise ...


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9.  Stu  16 Jul 2007 21:45

well i lost mince to a scottish minx in Majorca. I was 16 and she was 27 and she had the condoms. It was outside a nightclub. Hey, im a classy guy. :D 

Donny's comment:  Scots rule

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8.  iRobert  15 Jul 2007 11:01

Fabiola Gatti was my first.
It was okay i guess.
But she was on rohypnol, and so didn't say much.

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7.  bleed mac..  15 Jul 2007 10:45

i was drunk, she was drunk. and now i'm gay. lol.

Donny's comment:  Lovely

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6.  Anniversa..  15 Jul 2007 11:50

It was many moons ago when I lost mine but I can remeber it as if it was
yeesterday.
Itwas out doors in a medow near a village Called Hickleton I south Yorkshie what we didn't Know it was next to a golf club.
Iwas great and we kept going back until we were finally court by a golfer who a lost his ball in the scrub no pun intended.

Donny's comment:  Love the pun

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5.  Just Ryan :(  15 Jul 2007 10:44

I went a little too hard my first time..... and I busted my lip on the girls head. :D I was bleeding, but really could care less! 

Donny's comment:  You should have worn a helmet

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4.  dAcaPo  15 Jul 2007 17:41

my first time was on my 16th b-day with my neighbor and best friend(threesome).it was also the first time I smoked marijuana.she was'nt into my friend at all so she said she would do us one at a time but wanted me first.we went at it for a few min. and she kept pulling it out to check if the condom was still on-I got tired of it and flung the condom off and said "ok how about u just s**k it",exact words(lol).So she began s**king it and I was so high I passed out in the middle of it and she woke me up saying her jaw was hurting,I said "then just s**k the head"(in the most romantic way possible)and she finished.my friend got no play. 

Donny's comment:  You are truly a romantic

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3.  M..  20 Jul 2007 6:28

mm i lost my V like almost 2 years ago.. its was awfull!! we did it in the lond, i was toOotally drunk! the guy couldn't stop talking! like "u are so hot" "do u want me?" and i was like "comeee on! shut up"
it was terrible! sooo awkward!! and of course everyone found out about it and they started a rumor that i was pregnant! it was awfuuull!! my mom found out and she wouldn't talk to me! in like 2 weeks! but like a year later ppl stop talkin' about it, and of coooourse they realized that i WAS NOT pregnant!! hahaha

sorry.. my english is a little rusty

Donny's comment:   Hope it's not the only thing getting rusty?

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2.  Benotti  16 Jul 2007 2:31

Are you sure you want to hear about my first time...?

Well ok then, it was late one night on the farm, there were few people about just liddle ole me an the pigs.... are you sure?... lol.

Donny's comment:  Oinc! oinc!

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1.  Bryan Is  15 Jul 2007 15:16

My First Time Was Curious
I KInda didn't know
how to do it
I Was In Sixth Grade
I mean I Stuck my
P***s In Her V****a
But That's It
Then she said I had To Move But I Didn't know how
that's what happens when people don't see porn
now i Watch it to master my skills 

Donny's comment:   Poetic and educational

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SILVER SURFER

 
Lost my virginty behind a dumpster at the 7 11 saved my lunch money for 2 weeks.Surfer digs your music.
 
Posted by SILVER SURFER on Sunday, July 29, 2007 - 1:07 PM
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LEKIDDO

 
can Lobsters loose their virginity?? :-D

Many Are Called... The Biggest Lobster Party Ever! hosted by LEKIDDO - Lord of The Lobsters!

click here for The Biggest Lobster Party Ever!

come join the party xx
LEKIDDO - Lord of The Lobsters!
SPREAD THE WORD - LET THERE BE LOBSTERS!

 
Posted by LEKIDDO on Monday, September 10, 2007 - 2:33 PM
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..[Carey]..

 
now thats a balancing act.
 
Posted by ..[Carey].. on Sunday, August 05, 2007 - 12:14 PM
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Braxton

 
oh my fucking god, you are a champion

I couldn't do that
 
Posted by Braxton on Sunday, July 29, 2007 - 9:04 PM
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Jay Norton

 
My first time: I don't remember - I do however remember waking up in a strange bed to a headache and some rather unforgiving facial expressions from the stranger I was lying next to. Good times
 
Posted by Jay Norton on Sunday, July 29, 2007 - 1:22 PM
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liam

 
hahahaaaaaaaaha the stories are brilliant! so funny!
 
Posted by liam on Sunday, July 29, 2007 - 2:07 PM
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liam

 
and I've got " I lost my virginity" playing on my page !!!!!!!!!
 
Posted by liam on Sunday, July 29, 2007 - 2:09 PM
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MorgaNationalist

 
first time, in a bush...
with someone i really liked, then she dumped me.. :'(
maybe shes trying to tell me sumthing...
 
Posted by MorgaNationalist on Sunday, July 29, 2007 - 2:09 PM
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steph

 
first time...2 weeks ago...it was really akkkkward :/
but now i feel better 'cos reading your blog made me feel like im not the only one going thru this........ so thank u guys....by the way I love Donny's comments......hahaha....so funny....the one in the woods...lol... I looooove u to death Donny...and the rest of the band too.... and hopw to meet u at a gig or festival somewhere/someday.....
 
Posted by steph on Sunday, July 29, 2007 - 2:18 PM
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cearra's art [thesoundinmyspeakers]

 
haha amen to that. i am not the only kid who's woken up someplace weird

that sucks about edinburgh! better luck next show!
 
Posted by cearra's art [thesoundinmyspeakers] on Tuesday, August 14, 2007 - 8:14 PM
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Tha1

 
hmmm... my first time? It was blurry. It was in the 80s. I was so drunk that I couldn't recall how it happened. But it sure did happen coz I woke up next to a naked girl and my a*s hurt... (yeah: a girl and my a*s. I'm confused too) AND I found the non-disclosure agreement on the bed with my signature on it... so now you know... (^.^)!!!
 
Posted by Tha1 on Sunday, July 29, 2007 - 2:21 PM
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Ana

 
jajaja this is so cool! hey fabiola is it true your first time was johnny borrell? i read it somewhere i don't remember where...anyway im so envious of u cos i love johnny! :(
 
Posted by Ana on Sunday, July 29, 2007 - 2:32 PM
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Woody Woodham

 
I feel kind of sad about it. I took advantage of a girl who really liked me but who I wasn't really that interested in and after it was all over I didn't want to see her. I'm sure I made her feel very bad and I regret that now because I really never want to hurt anyone.
 
Posted by Woody Woodham on Sunday, July 29, 2007 - 3:49 PM
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clarke martty

 
the gal i was courtin' told me she was baby=sitting her sis while her parents were out of town and to come over. when i got there, no sign of the sister. she led me to her parents' bed (insert freudian joke here), and to my shocked amazement it just kept going further and further than we'd been doing up until then (i guess she'd decided). at that point, "don't fear the reaper" by blue oyster cult comes on her parents' stereo - it was a fairly new release at the time (i am kinda, um, older), and my fave song. let's just say it was a bit weird to do it to (think of the middle part) and the entire act was done before the song was over, so over. it was lovely as it could get. xxxcm
 
Posted by clarke martty on Sunday, July 29, 2007 - 4:27 PM
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.

 
i lost mine next to my girl friends house hahaha talk about akward


much love

Sky
 
Posted by . on Sunday, July 29, 2007 - 4:33 PM
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King Seraph Ardesco- Border K. AOB(Admin) BOB TFE

 
Great memoirs of lost viginity.

I lost mine when I was 16, she was 15. Absolutely gagging for it & I was pretty turned on. We were on a bowling field and had just reached eruption when out of nowhere a worker interrupted us by saying " Excuse me but if you're not a member you shouldn't be here".

We went back several times after that but I never subscribed for a members card. ; )
 
Posted by King Seraph Ardesco- Border K. AOB(Admin) BOB TFE on Sunday, July 29, 2007 - 4:44 PM
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AllySin

 
I like Donny's comments.

He always knows what to say.

HAH

SO does bum virginity come into this?! hahah ewww
ANYWAY.
 
Posted by AllySin on Sunday, July 29, 2007 - 8:30 PM
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Bud Smoka

 
I was a meger 14 (though prob acted 24) n me n 2 mates got pissed at his mums (his dad worked on the rigs) I got really stoned n pissed n got lost upstairs (lay down on a bed t stop from falling over) when my mates mum came in, jumped up beside me whipped oot ma manhood n started sucking it, she did that for a bit then whipped the breeks off n rocked n slid up n down n spiraled around (I remember findin that funny lol) I was so shocked by the whole experience that I am still waiting to cum yet!!! I bet her estimation in younger men went up that night ....all night lol
 
Posted by Bud Smoka on Sunday, July 29, 2007 - 8:36 PM
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Power-Serge

 
My first time was with the first/only girl I've ever loved who I completely hate right now. =[
 
Posted by Power-Serge on Sunday, July 29, 2007 - 8:41 PM
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dAcaPo

 
DONNY'S COMMENTS ARE GENIUS
 
Posted by dAcaPo on Sunday, July 29, 2007 - 8:53 PM
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Raise your voice and declare... I DON'T CARE!!

 
Ha ha! I'm a good girl I lost my virginity at the age of 17 in my bedroom on my bed lol. It was really nice, he was so nice and gentle and he kept asking if I was ok. I just broke up with the guy which is sad :( but at least I didn't waste it on a one night stand.

xx
 
Posted by Raise your voice and declare... I DON'T CARE!! on Sunday, July 29, 2007 - 9:03 PM
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† ♥ ozz †
Christopher Burns ozz

 
hahahaha... yea, me and my best friend when we were 6, in the Deepwater woods behind the playground with 2 of my sister's friends... Tammy and Suzanne... well, we got naked and laid on top looking straight up at a tree... funny, huh...
 
Posted by † ♥ ozz † on Sunday, July 29, 2007 - 9:06 PM
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AllySin

 
Oh yeh, and my first time was pretty much the worst ever. He kept going soft and had to run into the bathroom to finish it off. Sigh. I was so young and hideous.
 
Posted by AllySin on Sunday, July 29, 2007 - 9:07 PM
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Handlebar Hammer
steve barham

 
Her and I were both virgins, in my room with my parents out of town. After the awkward and frustrating session we went to a theater to watch any movie playing.
It was Looking For Mr. Goodbar, the worst possible movie anyone could think of after awkward virgin sex. It was a thriller about a guy that would kill women after failed sex with them.
 
Posted by Handlebar Hammer on Sunday, July 29, 2007 - 9:11 PM
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STEAMY CUP OF JOE
Joey Terry

 
my first was a threesome.
me and two really beautiful girls.
started out kinda awkward, no one knew wut to say but when the alcohol kicked in, everyone started gettin friendly.
my cousin took one of the girls and left me with the other 2. details arn't necessary, but u can piece together the "between the lines" part of the story.
needless to say, the next morning left some striking surprises. had no idea they were that gorgeous.
 
Posted by STEAMY CUP OF JOE on Sunday, July 29, 2007 - 9:19 PM
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EVIL! or melon?

 
i lost my virginity in the mushroom cloud tree in the middle of princess street gardens high as a kite and quite the drunk.....problem was, it was 12 in the afternoon during the summer so we didnt get to much privacy....but has been quite the joke for several years
 
Posted by EVIL! or melon? on Sunday, July 29, 2007 - 9:55 PM
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FROZEN VANITY FAIR

 
i lost my virginity in a hospital....thats why i hate beds for sex.
 
Posted by FROZEN VANITY FAIR on Monday, July 30, 2007 - 12:40 AM
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MORRELL

 
my first time was behind my house, on the 18th green of my towns country club...at like midnight. little did we know that at midnight every night, the sprinklers turn on...omg it was crazy
 
Posted by MORRELL on Monday, July 30, 2007 - 1:45 AM
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Bex
Rebecca Haile

 
i lost mine on the roof of a theatre when i was 16 ;) lol xxx
 
Posted by Bex on Monday, July 30, 2007 - 9:44 AM
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hoppy

 
ooh i cant believe i didnt make the top 11 LOL anyway. good storys. i wonder if anyone had a "normal" first time
 
Posted by hoppy on Monday, July 30, 2007 - 4:54 PM
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Icle

 
I actually lost mine a week ago
but I found it again today in my drawer.

Sorry about that bad joke^^

:D :D
 
Posted by Icle on Monday, July 30, 2007 - 11:07 PM
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loow
Lauren Grove

 
these stories are all quite funny :)

no weird ways with mine.. was fine.. was just in a tent 3 days before my 16th! haa!
 
Posted by loow on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 - 5:29 PM
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Konig Verfallen
Travis Hill

 
Lmao I love Number 4.
He's my hero


I lost my v-card when I was 12 to some Russian girl. I can't even remember it was so long ago.

sweet stories
 
Posted by Konig Verfallen on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 - 5:31 PM
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Molly :)
Molly Brown

 
I lost mine on a beach last year.
Was very nice and romantic and all that blah.
Haven't seen him since, he lives there.
 
Posted by Molly :) on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 - 5:59 PM
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Molly :)
Molly Brown

 
I lost mine on a beach last year.
Was very nice and romantic and all that blah.
Haven't seen him since, he lives there.
 
Posted by Molly :) on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 - 5:59 PM
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jodie
jodie cooper

 
I lost my virginity when i was 13/14 years old, my girlfriend at the time was pissed as a fart and pulled me on my bed and said "f**k me, i was shocked but obviously replied. It hurt her like hell but we both enjoyed the magical experience. Her parents picked her up soon after and it wasn't until i got in bed i realised she had off loaded some serious blood on my white bed linen. My parents had just phoned to let me know they were on their way home so i was panicking like hell. But then i had the most stupidest idea. I ran downstairs and quickly cooked some micro chips, covered them in tomato sauce and then spread them on the sheets as if i had spilt them, and my mum even cleaned it all up and made my bed for me, what a diamond. I even dated the girl for 3 years after that so i must have done something right the first time lol
 
Posted by jodie on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 - 10:55 PM
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....ughhh sumin like nuffin
Ashley B.

 
My 1st was long he was doin too much 4 it 2 b my 1st but i dnt think he even knew plus we was in his car...............smh @ myself but i feel a lil betta hearin the otha pplz stories
 
Posted by ....ughhh sumin like nuffin on Thursday, August 02, 2007 - 2:03 AM
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AliCe

 
hi u guyss! I added "I lost my virginity" song to me page n' love it n all me m8s are gettin into u guys 2 cuz u guys r wicked ur music awesome n u r definitely the best looking band EVER like EVEREVER :]
 
Posted by AliCe on Thursday, August 02, 2007 - 2:58 AM
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Sheila

 
me too!!! i added your virginity song!!!
and im definitely buying it when it comes out!!!
i think it's my fav song just know, better than rhianna's shut up&drive which has been my fav for like a week but i love yours sooo much more it's my new fav!!!
 
Posted by Sheila on Thursday, August 02, 2007 - 3:09 AM
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psychodelic cakes

 
I LOST MY VIRGINITY A 5 MONTHS AGO BUT IT'S NOT A FUNNY STORY JUST BORING REALLY AND SPLIT UP WITH THE GUY 2 WEEKS LATER !! BUT I LOVED READING THE BLOG LOL AND LOVE THE SONG!
 
Posted by psychodelic cakes on Thursday, August 02, 2007 - 3:19 AM
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Simon

 
.........i haven't lost my virginity yet :S
anyway......... i wanted to let u knoe somethin u already know, u guys rock =)
 
Posted by Simon on Thursday, August 02, 2007 - 3:29 AM
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Jason

 
my first time took place in a Chevy S-10. It started with this simple converstation:
Her: "You want to do it?"
Me: "Do what?"

Swear to God.
 
Posted by Jason on Thursday, August 02, 2007 - 6:21 AM
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BLAKE [CLOTHING-DESIGN-SCREENPRINTING!]
Anthony Seymour

 
lost my V's to a 19 year old girl at the tender age of 15. It was an incredibly passionate moment, so much so i ended up breaking one of her ribs, needless to say I had alot of testosterone fuelled adolescent agression to get out. She carried on like the clappers despite the fact she could have punctured her lung.
A day later I met the equaintance of her 21 year old boyfriend, who made quick work in kicking seven glorious shades of shit out of me.
Ahhhhhhh good times
 
Posted by BLAKE [CLOTHING-DESIGN-SCREENPRINTING!] on Sunday, August 05, 2007 - 12:20 PM
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Cake
Zach Hat

 
that sucks XD
 
Posted by Cake on Tuesday, July 22, 2008 - 3:41 PM
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Strum
Strum T Strummer

 
17 years old I was out drinking (of course) with a girl I worked with. She invited me back to her flat and said I could sleep in her bed if I "promised" So I promised! ...and jumped her bones! I think she meant I could sleep in the bed if I promised not to touch her! Haha! We went out for 2 years after that! To this day I don't think she knew I was a Virgin! :)
 
Posted by Strum on Sunday, August 05, 2007 - 2:15 PM
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Mars.

 
two days ago.
i was having a party in my backyard.
me and my boyfriend snuck into my room.
but we couldn't lock the door because we weren't supposed to be upstairs and if we locked it my parents would figure out what was going on.
so first my friend accidentally walked in,
then my mother.
everyone found out.
talk about awkward.
 
Posted by Mars. on Sunday, August 05, 2007 - 3:47 PM
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vincent
vincent delsupexhe

 
french touch :
I did that for my own
it was so fast but so good that since I ve decieded to give some pleasure to the girls I "meet"...
 
Posted by vincent on Sunday, August 05, 2007 - 9:38 PM
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Tragic Superhero Boy
John giblin

 
on a beach, on that bit just outside venice. we had to stop half way through due to "sandage"
 
Posted by Tragic Superhero Boy on Wednesday, August 15, 2007 - 12:53 PM
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(((((THE MACHINE)))))
El Bryan ER

 
I Can´t Believe Mi First Time
is In The Number One Spot
It´s a little embarrasing but it´s very cool
thanks guys I'm Buying the song when it comes out
 
Posted by (((((THE MACHINE))))) on Sunday, August 05, 2007 - 11:28 PM
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Stephen

 
what's a clotoris?
 
Posted by Stephen on Monday, August 06, 2007 - 10:14 PM
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