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Good day and welcome to the new Playing Enemy update, dedicated to the men and women who defend our freedom every day by posting some fucking Chingy song on their Myspace page.
We are shoulder deep into a new full length for a completely wicked as yet to be named label, and we couldn't be happier with how it's going. This record is going to have, by far, the most recent songs we've written with titles like "Nasty Girl" and "Let's Ride". Oh shit, those are Chingy songs.
In early August we will be driving down the West Coast in our new van for a two week stint tentatively titled "Why Won't Andrew Let Us Use The Air Conditioner Tour 2006". The dates, when completely soldified, will be posted along with our requests for hard drugs and easy women. Any questions about the specifics of pre-tour can be sent to TacoBellisProLife@playingenemy.com
or PizzaHutisProAbortion@playingenemy.com
Lesbian have finally finished their record "Power Hor", and we have finally heard it. Four songs of heartbreaking decimation that showcase a group of flawless musicians and inspired songwriters. Progressive but not pretentious, epic but not egotistical, Lesbian have blessed the world while at the same time cursing it. Check out samples from each of their songs at www.myspace.com/lesbianwitch and let them know
how thankful you are.
Both www.Ammoniarecords.com and this website have JohnQRussia eps still available in both stellar colors, and they still can't stop ruling. Buy them all and corner the market. There are also some rumors that the vinyl version of "I Was Your City" with different artwork is in the pipeline with Ammonia, but that has yet to be officially confirmed by their President and CEO:
The mastering for our Accessory ep is done thanks to Chris Commons of These Arms Are Snakes, as well as the artwork thanks to some moustacheless dude named Metallica, and a release date will soon be released.
The record will contain our 70-minute song "To Her, To Thank Her" as well as our cover of The Beatles "I Want You (She's So Heavy)". Our cover of "Got My Mind Set On You" by George Harrison will not be on the ep.
We asked people to send us pictures and then we'd make fun of them. Ross was the only guy who did it.
If it wasn't for those hi-tech paddles and helmets, I'd swear this was some woodcut from ancient times, showcasing a great sea battle between Odysseus and a snarling, multiheaded beast that Odysseus must slay before he can get back to save his soulmate from a pack of cruel and greedy suitors. If his soulmate was some gay dude.
If you feel that you could've written something funnier or less offensive, please e-mail us at I'mafuckingcriticallofasudden@playingenemy.com
Don Delillo's "Underworld" could very well be the best novel you've ever read. Oh, and it's 800 fucking pages.
"The Five Obstructions" is the kind of movie that makes you feel like a lazy uninspired asshole, but it also helps you remember that even if your face was dunked in a deep fryer you couldn't be uglier than Lars Von Trier.
If Akron/Family doesn't save music then it wasn't worth saving.
Conifer blew through town just long enough to play us their new material and hear only about half the compliments we wanted to give them. If they weren't rattling our fillings with riff after destructive riff, then they were swooning us with unforgettable hooks. Go to www.myspace.com/conifer and let your ears get a blowjob.
A while back this guy named Noah wrote Playing Enemy fan fiction to win some garbage. It read like a tale from a homeless schizophrenic, and he not only won the garbage, but also our hearts. So sensing how greatly we appreciated his art, he decided to send us the sequel.
Dear God.
One day while hanging out in Alaska, Damian, Shane, and Andrew got eating by a whale. It was straight out of some Disney shit. So sitting in the belly of the whale it got really really boring. Damian decided to do blue darts and see if he could gas themselves to death. He has a strange fear of being digested by a whale. Go figure? Who the fuck goes out in a dingy in the middle of the ocean with a fear like that? Damian thats who. Dork! With Damian ripping ass, Shane and Andrew decided that drinking was going to be their best bet in passing the time until an eskemo or superhero saved them. Damian didn't believe in eskemos and he only believed in He-man when it came to superheros. He likes the fur loin-cloth.
Being in such a shitty situation no one had noticed that all they had to drink was THE BEAST! Which is kind of funny if you stop and thinking aboot it. Three guys stuck inside a whale and the only beer they have is THE BEAST, you can't make that shit up, pure funny. Shane came up with an idea. Andrew would punch him in the face as hard as he could. While his face still hurt he would shot gun a beer. The pain his face was in would help mask the god forsaken taste of THE BEAST. The only bad part of theplan was that Andrew hit like a little girl with a skinned knee crying to her mommy. Queer-mo! Then like a hot knife through butter the whale exploded. Apprently the boys were going to do some dynmite fishing. Too damn lazy to use a fishing pole and worm. Damian's blue darts got a little too close to the dynmite, and BOOM.
Too bad it also blew up your mom.
the end.
Wow. If you wanna send us something drunker than this, please e-mail it to
tribalbacktattoo@playingenemy.com
That is the whole dog and pony show at the moment, but as always, any questions or comments may be directed to either our Myspace page or OnelastjokeaboutgoddamnChingy@playingenemy.com
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