December 9th 2005,
Ive been stuck on this desert island for 5646398053856QR96363 days now. The contact ive had with is a turtle who stole my emergency cigerette. Its noon. Lille Timothy is 8 now. Hes coming home from school now....and darling Emily has problery learnt to tie her shoes now. Ohh how i miss Janet and this kids. The volcano is completly dry now. I attempted to drown myself but i fear that i will die if i do. Goodbye diary. Goodbye myspace.
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............................................................sir are you going to pay for that slim jim.
Elliot