I Absolutely love reading blogs online...Not many are great, but there are a few that have a lot of SPUNK...Miss Pearl is one of the few bloggers who is all that in a bag of chips and is funny and Honest as hell!; Check her out on Pearlswindow.com.  Recently someone wrote to her for her advice on a co worker and it went like this...

Dear Miss Pearl,

I have a male co-worker, "Al" who is the nicest guy in the world, very handsome and all the ladies love him to death because he's also a sweetheart. At some point, we have all tried to get with him on some level or another, but he's just not interested.

We've all talked about it, and basically, he's never tried to get with either of us. He says he doesn't have a girlfriend, but anytime I ask him what he did for the weekend, he mentions that he and his friend Kelvin did this and did that.

I have made little comments to him, hoping that he would open up to me, but he always changes the subject. A couple of the ladies in the office talked to a gay guy in the cafeteria recently who said that he has seen Al out at a gay club before, so now I really want to know what's up.

I love Al, he is a good friend and I have no problem with his being gay. The only problem I have with gay people is that they won't be themselves, and continue to hide their personal lives. I am starting to not like him anymore because I think he is a fraud, should I confront him?

Tay Tay
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Dear Tay Tay,

Listen very carefully to what I'm about to SAY SAY! You and them lonely bitches need to mind your gat damn business. I can't believe you even have the nerve to say that you have a problem with gays who "hide their personal lives" BITCH!! That's why it's CALLED a personal life! The only thing "Al" owes you and the rest of them horny bitches in that office is a professional work relationship.

I'll never understand the mindset of straight people who think that gay people are obligated to detail THEIR sex lives. For WHAT? If he ain't fuckin' YOU... he don't owe you no explanations about who he IS fuckin'!

How is he "hiding"? Because he doesn't come to work and tell the nosey bitches at the water cooler that he sucked Kelvin's wee wee the night before? Bitch, if YOU don't come to work to announce that YOU sucked Ray Ray's thang last night (I know he one of them doubled up named ghetto mf's just like you) why are YOU hiding?

What's sad is that there are a lot of people who think just like you; that men who sleep with other men who aren't flambouyant are on the "dl"... no, hoe, he's a private person who keeps who he's fucking between him and the PERSON he's fucking.

If you don't discuss what happens in YOUR bedroom with a bunch of cacklin' bitches at the office, then YOU"RE just a private person who keeps her business to herself - and that's as it should be. But if AL comes to work to WORK and doesn't discuss his bedroom with the group, he's hiding? Hoe, please!

To SOME people, their personal and professional lives are two separate entities - and that's as it should be. Apparently, you AND the Get None Crew need to petition your supervisor for some extra phone lines (I KNOW your ghetto ass is doin customer service - and POOR customer service at that, 'cause I can't see you lonely bitches having that much free time doing nothin' else in no office)

Don't even look at my gat damn candy bowl, hoe... you probably countin' to see how many I got left so you can run tell ya lil ghetto ass homies that I'm "down to 20 pieces, I must be goin broke."