If you scroll down, you'll see that I've got a duck on my page. Make sure you click the "more" button at the bottom right corner of the duck so you can feed it a slice of bread. I know it's not a real duck, but I have to make sure I know what I'm doing for when I get a real pet duck. If you don't feed my duck it will f**king die, and I don't want a dead, rotten, smelly as f**k dead duck stinking up my MySpace page.
Feed my f****ng duck.
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