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Gender: Male
Status: Engaged
Age: 33
Sign: Cancer

City: ELMWOOD PARK
State: NEW JERSEY
Country: US
Signup Date: 3/10/2006

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Friday, March 10, 2006 
EVERYBODY HAS OPINIONS ABOUT ME. I AM ME AND WOULDN'T CHANGE IT FOR THE WORLD. IT WAS A TOUGH TIME IN MY LIFE AND NONE OF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND HOW MY LIFE HAS CHANGED AFTER THE SHOWS. I HOLD MY HEAD HIGH, ALTHOUGH SOME PARTS WERE EMBARASSING. ANYONE WHO WANTS TO JUDGE ME GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES OF YOUR TIME AND YOU WILL SEE THE REAL TOMMY, NOT TOMMY ON TV...BIG DIFFERENCE. FOR ALL WHO RELATE TO ME AND ENJOYED THE SHOW I THANK YOU.  FOR ALL YOU HATERS GO FUCK YOURSELVES.  I AM THE MAN U PUNKS ALWAYS WANTED TO BE. LIVE EVERYDAY LIKE IT WAS YOUR LAST.  Would love to know who made the Tommy Cheeseballs page about me.  Someone has a lot of time on their hands.
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Tommy Cheeseballs
Tommy Cheeseballs

 

Someone has a lot of time on their hands.

You are not wrong.


 
Posted by Tommy Cheeseballs on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 9:11 PM
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Jeremy

 
Asshole
 
Posted by Jeremy on Saturday, November 08, 2008 - 2:21 PM
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Angel

 
This is some funny shit. How did you get the doll to be as ugly as the rednosed pit
 
Posted by Angel on Tuesday, August 05, 2008 - 5:21 AM
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frank

 
Holy guinea
 
Posted by frank on Friday, March 30, 2007 - 8:58 AM
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JoNaThAn HoTTi

 

Which one of you's is the real one?


 
Posted by JoNaThAn HoTTi on Friday, May 12, 2006 - 6:37 AM
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THOMAS

 
I am the one and only tommy.  Can answer any question of yours to prove it as well.  Funny how people say they are me.  Do they really want to be me?
 
Posted by THOMAS on Saturday, May 13, 2006 - 10:44 PM
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Jeremy

 
You are a piece of shit. Some dickhead who lives in his Mommys basement....Has a shitty job... Whines like a little bitch when his ugly girlfriend dumps hims...Cant handle his alcohol...Too stupid to know when to quit drinking since he cant handle his alcohol...Thinks hes tough but backs away from every fight....Talks tough but cant back it up.....Ugly....Fat.....Loud.....Obnoxious....Tells a girl he just met two weeks before she is the best thing that ever happened to him...She dumps him of course due to his stalking behavior...Misplaces his damn cheeseballs and then throws a temper tantrum...
I could go on all day. Tommy, you are king of all assholes.
 
Posted by Jeremy on Sunday, November 16, 2008 - 3:24 PM
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nick

 
No they want to be the opposit of you ASSHOLE!
 
Posted by nick on Monday, May 15, 2006 - 5:45 PM
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THOMAS

 
hey Nick, suck my dick u fucking nobody.  U ain't shit.  watch me on the next surreal life.  Keep hating, while I keep making money off assholes like you.  Thanx Nick or Dick.
 
Posted by THOMAS on Monday, May 15, 2006 - 8:16 PM
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Angel

 
Please if you are on that show, try not remind everyone you are from New Jersey . For the love of God tell them you are from Stinky Island or something not from New Jersey
 
Posted by Angel on Wednesday, August 06, 2008 - 3:39 AM
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THOMAS

 
LOL. How many times did you guys watch it?  Don't hate. I get more ass than a toilet seat.   Stop jerking off to my show.  Get a life.  STop being concerned with mine.  Makes u guys look jealous.      :)
 
Posted by THOMAS on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 - 4:49 AM
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pete

 
i highly doubt u get more ass than a tiolet seat. i think what u meant to say is that people shit all over u.
 
Posted by pete on Friday, March 14, 2008 - 7:23 PM
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THOMAS

 

Have u ever looked in the mirror derek?  I mean, look at u.  I would rather have made a fool of myself on national television then look like you or be like you.  You look like a little dork who got picked on their whole life.  So you stay home, watch mtv, and dream of actually having a life.  Then, you go on the net and write your stupid little comments, guess that is the only way for a little shit like you to be heard.  Hide behind your keyboard, LOSER.  


 
Posted by THOMAS on Friday, June 02, 2006 - 5:38 AM
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Hernan

 
Your da man. I've never laughed so hard in all my life.  Wacthing u on tv made me realize that my life isnt so bad.  Keep being the loser that u r cause it makes others feel better lol. One love

PS. stop saying your from North Jersey bro it gives us a bad name. Especially when your from elmood park what is that? Elizabeth is where the true jersey dons are from.

 
Posted by Hernan on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 7:13 PM
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THOMAS

 
by the way, R U GAY derek? or did i fuck your sister? why the hating
 
Posted by THOMAS on Friday, June 02, 2006 - 5:40 AM
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Denise

 
Tommy, notice who's making all these comments...they are all jealous of you, because you know how to have a good time and are fun to hang out with. Anyway, you know what they say about publicity, it doesn't matter if its good or bad the important thing is to get some...and you are definitely getting attention...so screw all these jealous guys
 
Posted by Denise on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 - 6:17 PM
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adam

 
Huh, thats only true about publicity when you are actually doing something. You know like being in a band or being an actor etc etc. Going on national tv and humiliating yourself by acting like a walking talking sterotype does not make people jealous. Is there something in the water up there or is everyone trash? Why on earth would anyone be jealous of him? I think Denise might be dumber than tommy. One good thing has come out of this, we now have an anual Jersey trash party inspired by the show. Thanks for the laugh.
 
Posted by adam on Tuesday, January 08, 2008 - 7:47 PM
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pete

 
i think u should have been on mtv instead of thomas.
 
Posted by pete on Friday, March 14, 2008 - 7:25 PM
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Derek

 
What are u talkin about you fat ass bitch. I'm not jealous of this joke. He's a loser just like you. Good match. So next time you make a comment make sure you know what the fuck your talking about cause i'm rich bitch. We write these comments because its funnny to make fun of douche bags and fat bitties like yourself. So go fuck that wop wannabe so you can say that you are such a fucking slut that banged a fucking retard from North Jersey.
 
Posted by Derek on Friday, May 26, 2006 - 4:49 PM
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THOMAS

 
Your funny dude.  Have u looked in the mirror lately...and u call me fat.  When was the last time you got some ass..........when your finger broke through the toilet paper.  Keep jerking off to my show and keep posting comments on my page.  I make money every time u do.  Keep taking it in the ass DEREK. LOL That name is just gay.  Funny motherfucker, u r A CLOWN
 
Posted by THOMAS on Tuesday, January 30, 2007 - 12:28 PM
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!

 

Joel, you know you are one funny bastard but how can you be so cruel to one of the greatest reality t.v. stars of our time? Tommy may have looked like a emotional mess, and a complete dick at times but he let it all hang out on the line. He speaks from the heart Joel and thats more than  I can say for some people. I can only dream of the day they make another true life with tommy, another show to give us all some closure. Tommy I think you are the greatest fucker ever to grace the silver screen, and I hope you will come to colorado springs for one wild time adventure with me and Joel


 
Posted by ! on Tuesday, October 31, 2006 - 5:35 PM
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THOMAS

 
Hey joel, no need to bring other people into this.  That girl is a sweet heart.  Maybe it didn't work for you, because : 1.  U r busted. 2. U obviously have no game.  3. U bring nothing to the table for a woman, except your bullshit opinions, which no one cares about.  You want to hate on me, that's fine, leave the other people on the show out of it, show some class,    ASS CLOWN. 
 
Posted by THOMAS on Friday, June 02, 2006 - 5:45 AM
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Kaleb Jackson

 
doesn't work for samuel jackson either.
 
Posted by Kaleb Jackson on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 - 10:07 PM
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THOMAS

 
No shit Joe, people don't understand it was television and meant for entertainment.  I must have done something right because everybody is still talking about it,  3 years later.
 
Posted by THOMAS on Friday, June 02, 2006 - 5:48 AM
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yo tommy keep your head up.  dont let haters bring you down, they're just jealous.  its not easy digging ditches all winter to afford a shack with 20 other spagehtti munchers in seaside heights (the jewel of the jersey shore).  i know your just being tommy the best you know how to be.  if you need some extra cash for the summer i have some holes that need to be dug.  you can buy sleeves for your shirts, or some more of those don corleone hats you gangster wannabes like to wear.  i would check you out in seaside if it wasn't such a shithole filled with joey cadillac motherfuckers who think the sopranos is a documentary.  later tommy be real.

ps see you at the white party


 
Posted by on Tuesday, June 06, 2006 - 5:28 PM
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THOMAS

 
Maybe the next hole I dig is for You.  U just jealous bro.  Look at u.  What a pathetic little weasel.  Keep your comments to yourself or do u really have that much time on your hands, and your life sucks so bad, you have to stay on the computer and pass judgement on me.  Get a life bitch
 
Posted by THOMAS on Tuesday, January 30, 2007 - 12:24 PM
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Chrissy C

 

all you fanoiks need to jump off tommys dick you fuckin faggots..... they actin like they hate u but on some real shit they on your dick kid....keep pimpin them bitches laughin at all them clowns while you whip by them in your caddy ....... me n my boys loved the episode playa it reminded me of me n my crew when we older hahah......and yea we gon be 30 yr old guidos you fuckin jealous fucks. hope to see you and the boys down seaside tommy ......keep doin you paisan....

un amore.


 
Posted by Chrissy C on Wednesday, June 07, 2006 - 3:37 AM
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Christopher

 
Yo tommy any of these little fucks give u shit u tell me ill go smack thier fuckin chicklets out thier mouth. Also to that fuckin jew bag up there who is disrespecting Italians, ill fuckin break ur jaw. I wish you would put a pic up on ur page so i can hunt u down.
 
Posted by Christopher on Wednesday, June 07, 2006 - 4:39 AM
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The Big Scave

 
Hey Tommy go fuck yourself, try to cut in front of me at the cheeseball stand and you'll get fuckin head broke.  I dont give a fuck if its your territory.  And why dont you cover up them litte sticks you call arms, I'll fuckin break those too.  Have a good day Penis head
 
Posted by The Big Scave on Friday, June 09, 2006 - 5:36 PM
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THOMAS

 

Bro.  U have got to be kidding me.  I eat juice heads like you on the street all the time.  I would love for you to be next.  I would not only cut in front of you...I would brake your jaw, choke you out, and then make you pay for my food.  By the way, u should get off that shit,  it is fucking up your thought process u little fucking bitch.  U need steroids to think your tough.  Name the time and place saucebag, and I will teach you a painful lesson.  Steroids don't fix your jaw motherfucker.


 
Posted by THOMAS on Tuesday, January 30, 2007 - 12:34 PM
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Jeremy

 
Sure thing dickhead. If what you write is the truth why did you walk away from "dicky-doo" in the bathroom? Why didn't you take on "little man" when getting your precious chesseballs? Why didn't you fight "fatass" when he was harassing your skanky friend? You walked away every time. You talk shit but can't back it up.
I love it when you tell the nasty club-ho that "she is with rich men tonight." If you are rich Tommy why do you live in mommy's basement? Why do you share a rental house with a bunch of fatboys? Can't you afford your own place? Doesn't your $10.00/hour shitty construction job pay the bills?
Poor Tommy got dumped and now can't find a wife...Poor Tommy drank too much and puked in the club. Poor Tommy lost his cheeseballs. Poor Tommy lost the 'best thing that ever happened to him in twenty seven years" two weeks after meeting her.
An unemployed, crack addict with terminal cancer would feel better about themselves after seeing what a loser you are.

The best comedy is the world: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-515292052264804929
 
Posted by Jeremy on Friday, April 04, 2008 - 3:30 PM
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Christopher

 
hahahaha. just cuz ur a juice head dont mean u can fight. tommy would prolly dance circles around you and break ur fuckin jaw. u and ur page aint even real so stop pretending to be somebody just cuz ur some little pencil neck fuck who, if they put thier real pictures up, would just be made fun of. ur all clownsssss
 
Posted by Christopher on Saturday, June 10, 2006 - 8:00 PM
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The Big Scave

 
did you take a look in the mirror your the clown fuckface.  I know where to excatly where to find you, your the faggot that will be suckin on Tommy's dick after I knock his ass out.  Why dont you and the rest of the Gotti kids go whack each other off and quit defending this fuckin clown
 
Posted by The Big Scave on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 3:28 AM
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pete

 
hahahahaha
 
Posted by pete on Friday, March 14, 2008 - 7:32 PM
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THOMAS

 
Dude.  You have never knocked anyone out in your life.  I know someone who knows you and u r a PUSSY.  U afraid to go to the dance bro,  stay in the gym.  And kick the shit out of the weights, because they can't fight back.  That is the only time you have your way with anything. Classic case of a juice head who is not game tested, but likes to talk on his computer because U don't do it to anyones face.  Or at least not mine bitch.  Waiting for you
 
Posted by THOMAS on Tuesday, January 30, 2007 - 12:38 PM
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THOMAS

 
Hey juice boy, you couldn't knock shit out.  I love knocking or choking out juiceheads like you.  You guys cry and whimper like little bitches.  Whenever you want a shot at the title, let me know.  You can come visit me in North Jersey.  If you are ready to put your head on the line for something your little fingers typed.  I can't wait.  I will post the results if this coward ever steps to the plate, but I doubt it.  Another asshole with nothing better to do.  Step up to the plate my friend, THE TRUTH IS WAITING FOR YOU, you little fucking coward!
 
Posted by THOMAS on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 - 7:34 AM
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tommy your 15 minutes of quasi-fame have expired.  it is time to man up and kill yourself.  say hello to your grandmother in hell


 
Posted by on Sunday, June 11, 2006 - 10:04 PM
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THOMAS

 

If my fifteen minutes are up, Why are you still talking about it.  Man, u r retarded.  As for my grandmother,  U should never fuck with the dead my friend.  I would never kill myself, then I wouldn't be able to laugh at bitches like you.  Anyway,  my grandmother will be paying a visit  to you soon, and you can tell her to her face.


 
Posted by THOMAS on Tuesday, January 30, 2007 - 12:41 PM
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Why's everyone hatin on this cat. his show was the best thing MTV ever did. Tommy stay tommy I know none of these homos have shit on you bro. maybe I'll catch up with you on the shore. via con dios
 
Posted by on Wednesday, June 14, 2006 - 9:21 PM
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Jules Winnfield

 
Hey check that out both of you guineas are named christopher what a shocker that is. I think i got it your Mario and the other Wonder Bread Wop is Luigi. this guy is a complete and total fuck head, we are not hating because it is impossible to respect this greaser. All you shitheads that respect this joke are nothing but dick riders so enjoy that cock that is placed firmly in your asses. Not only can Tommy snap ya neck like a twig pa-pow but he can also suck a dick like an Atlantic City Prostitute with no teeth. I would seriously like to kown what goes through your mind every day when you wake up and look at yourself in the mirror. You do know everyone that saw that show who is not a moron hates you right, never has there been such a combined agreement that you just basically suck at life. By the way I have no problems with Italians but you fucks take it to the next level of being a grape stomper. So Tommy do all of these die hard fans of yours a favor and end your pointless existence. But dont use a gun that would be a waste of a bullet just lay down in the street after you finish your cheese balls and im sure the first car that drives by will recognize their local celebrity and then follow up by driving all over your well manicured face.
 
Posted by Jules Winnfield on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 4:32 AM
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Tom,

Nothing but love for ya..you just do what you got to do, get by a day at a time

Later

Aaron

 
Posted by on Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 1:36 PM
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erin o face.
erin O'connor

 
i can't believe i'm posting this, but i can't help myself. both sides of this argument are pretty pathedic.

tommy, grow up. I live on the shore, and NO, it's not your territory. you're what we call a bennie. we hate your kind because you're rude, you strom our beaches, eat our food and walk in front of our cars like its the city. do us a favor and stay in bumblefuck where you came from. being 30 and partying every night, typing like a retard and living in mom's basement is REALLY SAD. you make fun of the kids "with nothing better to do but be jealous and be hatin," but you manage to respond to every single one. It's beyond ridiculous. i'm 17 and i've figured this out already. there maybe not hope for you.

to the people arguing tommy, racial slurs don't help matter. sure, he's a guido. but be more creative than throwing around "wop." who says that anymore, honestly?

and tommy (and your kind, alike), be nicer to chicks. you guys refer to us as bitches and hos. do it again, and i'll burn down every last night club with all you assholes inside.

now, i have better things to go do with my life.
erin o.
 
Posted by erin o face. on Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 7:03 PM
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Tony Carbs
Tony Allen

 
You yankee "tough guys" are funny! Just shut your mouth and hit someone already.
 
Posted by Tony Carbs on Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 8:19 PM
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THOMAS

 

Tony, come on now.  Look at you in your Magnum PI shirt.  I am a true Rebel you punk, shows what you know.  Keep fucking your sheep bro, it looks like its doing good for you.  Anytime you want to come to the Bronx and c me, let me know you Broke Back Mountain Mother Fucker.


 
Posted by THOMAS on Tuesday, March 13, 2007 - 7:48 AM
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Dooger

 
Thanks again CH...no boobs though...oh well next time.  Peace out.
 
Posted by Dooger on Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 11:59 PM
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Jon

 
College Humor never fails to amuse me.
 
Posted by Jon on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 12:44 AM
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I am your top 8!
Graham Mcalpin

 
How could i go through another day without college humor. This should be listed in a "douche dictionary" section!
 
Posted by I am your top 8! on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 1:11 AM
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Without collegehumor.com we would have missed this.


Less than three college humor. Less than three.

 
Posted by on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 2:28 AM
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Just Ted

 

Yeah, Erin is right man, I've seen your kind thinkin they got territory. You don't own any piece of jersey get over it man. Oh, and if you want to be a man and do like the thing up top says and be proud of who you are don't let people that go "hey tommy man go suck a dick" get to you.

When I first read your blog thing I thought it was pretty alright, then I got to the "I AM THE MAN U PUNKS ALWAYS WANTED TO BE"... doubt it man, I'm pretty happy and I don't strut my stuff everywhere acting like I'm somebody I'm not. So you were on MTV real life, get over it.

But to all you jerk-offs just plain insulting him for no reason, or because he was on tv (no, "because he's a douche" is not a reason) back the fuck off and stop trashin peoples myspace you ass pirates.


 
Posted by Just Ted on Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 3:07 AM
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adam

 
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! oh my god i love this guy. You have provided my friends and i with countless hours of entertainment. Is it very important to operate a concrete saw? Oh my god you are a never ending source of amusement.
 
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