Perhaps you are spending your Friday afternoon cocooned inside the walls of a cubicle. Perhaps you are okay with that since it's 45 degrees outside. Perhaps you are completely flummoxed by the 45-degree weather, especially since it was 80 degrees just a few days ago. Perhaps your brain has frazzled because of this sudden change in temperature and perhaps this is why you keep running into the broadside of that mile-long file cabinet.

If you follow this list of 8 things to do on a Friday afternoon, you will end up rich and famous and you'll have clear skin for the rest of your life.

1. Organize an air guitar contest
2. Make sure you include "Freebird" in your air guitar contest
3. Only tell your friends about your air guitar contest
4. The voices in your head count as friends
5. Stage the air guitar contest on the conference room table
6. During the CEO's meeting, the one you weren't invited to
7. Make rock-god faces of the kind that could be easily misinterpreted as the immediate and unwieldy effects of severe constipation
8. Prepare for greatness