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Sam Lambert


Last Updated: 12/1/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 40
Sign: Scorpio

City: Atlanta
State: Georgia
Country: US
Signup Date: 3/11/2006

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August 15, 2006 - Tuesday 

Current mood:  contemplative
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
I want to be famous.

Other than going on a crime spree, you had to travel to Hollywood, sell your soul and/or body and hopefully make it. Get famous. Get rich. Do drugs. OD and die.

Good times.

But thats a lot of work.

Then reality TV came in. At first the road to reality fame was to wear a wife beater, get drunk, beat your wife, call the cops, and get on Cops. But, that fame only lasted until the next segment with some other drunken wife beater.

Then came along Survivor and Big Brother. The first few seasons made every contest a household name. But show after show, season after season, you become a blur in the ever growing universe of reality show stars. To rise above the dreak, you really had to lie, cheat, and steal on camera. On top of that, with some many people auditioning for these shows, you might as well go back to the Hollywood route. At least you can get a spot on a Sunkist commercial or TV show. Thats gotta be better than being in a Rob Schneider
movie.

So, what to do? How can you gain fame without much work? Without selling yourself?

Viral Videos.

Gary Brolsma. Ghyslain Raza. Brian Collins. Wei Wei and Huang Yi Xin.

Who are they?

You know them better as the Numa Numa Dancer, Star Wars Kid, Boom Goes the Dynamite Sportscaster, and the Chinese Back Dormitory Boys.

Thanks to the power of the Google Video and You Tube these individuals bypassed the carefully constructed world of the Hollywood Fame Machine.

I should do a viral video and get famous. Plus nobody can delete all those copies of the video, so the moment of fame lasts for eternity.

I noticed that all viral videos have the common nature making a total fool of somebody in a new unique way.

So, what is the concept that allows me to be humiliated in under three minutes?

As I sit here and ponder what will be the idea, I started to drink (just to speed up the brainstorming process). By the end of the night, either Ill have a video idea, or get so wasted that the police have to show up.

Then I can appear on Cops.


Its a start...
Currently listening:
All the Pain Money Can Buy
By Fastball
Release date: 04 January, 2000
3:33 AM
 
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