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Ben Dale


Last Updated: 8/9/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 28
Sign: Pisces

City: Brooklyn
State: New York
Country: US
Signup Date: 12/8/2004

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Tuesday, May 09, 2006 
Here's what I want at my funeral.
1. Hulk Hogan to deliver my eulogy. Not very weepy, just very matter of fact, with lots of "Let me tell you, brothers," and wild hand gestures, and then(this is the best) he Atomic Elbows my casket into the ground.
2. Then from that crater rises a giant statue of me, that has a cannon hand, and and a gun in the other. Make it like Han Solo's gun. And after the ceremony the cannon hand shoots my caskets into the air, and the other hand aims and shoots it out of the sky!
3. Then the masoleum that my funeral is in seals up, trapping everyone I love inside, and a montage of footage of my life plays with Cheap Tricks "Surrender" playing behind it. And then a hologram of my head rises and informs everyone that they need not be sad, for they will not miss me long, and then gas fills the room taking everyone I love with me. Except Hulk Hogan who I let out because if I didn't he'd find a way out and let everyone out with him.
4. Then the wake is in heaven, and I get to be there.

Even with this warning, please still come! It will be great!

Quote of the Day
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."
MARK TWAIN!
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Eric Von Awesomestein

 
as long as there's brownies, and im guaranteed that they are "To die for" i;ll wear my finest and only suit.
 
Posted by Eric Von Awesomestein on Tuesday, May 09, 2006 - 4:01 AM
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ooooo will there be beer?  I'll be there if there's beer...and if Hogan can pour without making it all foamy, that sucks.
 
Posted by on Tuesday, May 09, 2006 - 4:55 AM
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Brad...LIVES!!!

 

man..I really should have put more planning into my funeral.

so far, all I've done is make chad promise to rig my corpse with animatronics so we can fake a zombie uprising.


 
Posted by Brad...LIVES!!! on Tuesday, May 09, 2006 - 4:13 PM
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Walker

 
You cheap, mange-ridden egg-sucker.  You stole that passage from my unreleased autobiography, Terror and Respect: The Horrible Saga of Walker H Dale, King of Death and Romance.  You're lucky you're my only brother, Ass, or else you'd be buried under about twelve different lawsuits right now.

 
Posted by Walker on Tuesday, May 09, 2006 - 5:55 PM
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=-)

 

Hey! Its ok to plan ahead. I've made the same preperations. I want you to carry it through when I die. 

Here's my plan:

BEFORE I die I'm going to pay a celebrity that no one really knows or cares about, like Flavor Flay or Christopher Atkins,(the Blue Lagoon guy) $10,000 to just show up at my funeral and act really sad. Then all my friends will be like, "Devo knew Flavor Flay??"(or the other guy, which ever one shows up)      Then after we have a moment of silence for me, all the lights will be shut off. It will be so dark that you can't see the person sitting next to you. Then all of a sudden strobe lights will start flashing along with really loud German gothic/rock music. Everybody should be freaking the fuck out by now. BUT WAIT! A purple spot light shines to the celing of the church and theres my body with strings attached to my arms and legs. My body is then quickly lowered down in front of my casket. Somebody should be controlling my body with the strings and making me rock out to the German goth/rock music. (I want BEN to have the honors) 

 

I havn't thought of the rest. Any ideas??    

 

I hope you can pull this off!     


 
Posted by =-) on Tuesday, May 09, 2006 - 6:53 PM
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Wade Macintyre Liostro, Esq.

 

I am going to get GOB Bluth to do an TRICK for you!

"a trick is something a whore does for money, Micheal."


 
Posted by Wade Macintyre Liostro, Esq. on Tuesday, May 09, 2006 - 7:20 PM
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