You know on the front page of MySpace now, when you put in your name and password? Like, they've always had that Cool New People thing going on, but I guess now, to get the kids interested in politics, they have every third Cool New Person be a presidential candidate. So now every Cool New People section is like a dude with stunnas and a blunt hanging out his mouth, an drunk girl making out with another drunk girl, and Mitt Romney.

Speaking of that.. I don't know, I really don't want to vote for any of these fuckers. I mean Hillary reminds me of my friend's nextdoor neighbor when I was in high school, and every time she gives a speech I feel like she's yelling at me for smoking a bowl under her deck. I guess I kind of like Obama, even though I've never really heard him say anything, and have no idea what he stands for. I just like that he's up front about his smoking. I hate how afraid everybody is of cigarettes now. Like in movies, if a character has to smoke but the actor doesn't smoke, he'll just like put it up to his lips, and he's so obviously not actually hitting it, like he doesn't breathe out any smoke or anything. Fuckin'.. if you don't want to smoke, don't play someone who smokes in a movie.

That scene in Departed when Alec Baldwin's like "Yeah! I'm gonna smoke! You don't smoke do you? What are you some kinda health nut? Go fuck yourself!" Like without any space in between any of those sentences for Matt Damon to respond. That was a good movie.