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back by popular demand...
or at least i think the one guy who asked me why i quit writing may have once been popular in his life...
im back....
so its been a bit of a weird ride since you last heard from me...
but lets make like a strawberry blonde and climb right out of my past and back to reality....
its been hotter than balls for quite some time now... and how hot are balls you might say... walk outside and realize when we give thanks for life and food and family and the hope we have in our hearts God smiles and thinks "yeah yeah yeah, you summbitches would really be lost without central air" so theres that...
theyre, their, there... NOT THE SAME.
quotes from the weekend
"youre french and italian?? your family aint never won a damn war"
"this is just the kind of stupid ive been lookin for"
i dont know what to tell yall... im kinda of at a loss for words... i havent wrote in a while cuz ive been busy as hell and because of that my mind hasnt been able to wander like it should and normally does... and i know what youre thinkin... a mind as small as mine shouldnt be left alone to wander... but its the moments when youre left alone to wander and screw up on your own that your learn... so what am i saying? should you let your own children roam free to wander the augusta area and learn what they may?? hell no. im not a fan of kids and dont like em runnin free... now as long as theyre not gonna be in my way... sure... kidding... i totally believe the children are the future.... i also pray to die young....
its been dull lately, and exciting, and great and shitty and everything else..... and because of that i cant seem to ramble on the way i normally seem to be able to...
so im gonna leave you with some of the greatest things ive ever heard said.... just remember im not responsible for any of this....
i love women, i have all their albums.... you know i knew one day that would come back to bite me in the ass but i assumed it wouldnt be in the same conversation.... i may not go down in history, but i will go down on your sister... I’ve been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I’ve come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains... If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi." The only way i figure they could improve on coca cola is to put rum or bourbon in it..... Well, you should’ve called. I wouldn’t have answered, but you coulda left a message, which I would’ve quickly erased... if soccer is supposedly the most popular sport in the world then they dont need me to watch it... I've got two grand in my pocket that's itchin' to turn into twelve bucks and a hangover..... The women, the drinking... you look at me and think it's easy. What you don't see is the years of dedication that have made me the boozing ass wrangler I am today..... You don't get the virgin to the volcano by telling her you're gonna push her in.... youre only as young as the women you feel... and last but certainly not least...... (as the man puts on a baseball helmet) "im gonna walk in drunk and shes gonna say why the fuck are you wearing a helmet and ill say because i came home to tell you to get the fuck out of my house, and i figured youd throw things."
joe d.
10:10 PM
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