Dear Phil:

This is a three part question:

1- Do you think that requiring people to go to mediation before going to court would help ease the burden on our legal system?

2- Do you think that this would help provide legal assistance to people that might otherwise not be able to afford access to the judicial system?

3- Why does it hurt when I pee?

Thanks!
"Burning For An Answer"
Portland

Dear Burning,

1-  What kind of people? ....  That's an easy one. I would think yes.

2-  Yeah, I think so.   Hey, ya got a good question?  A piece of ass question?

3- I'll tell ya what I think.  Your girl kicked you in the balls Mikey!!  Your pee burns eh?  Ya know why?  You got the clap.  YOU GOT THE CLAP, BABY!!!  I got the clap twice.  boy oh boy.  You hold the rails when you pee.  (someone in the bar shouts they got black and blue balls from having sex too hard)   You can never fuck too hard!!