You were speakething to a nearby maulkin, when kittens started falling from the sky. who tried to eat you. While making fun of you.


You ask the cats if they are forgetful. They want to tell you a story.


Scroggins!!!

The third part does not mean anything.


The forth part takes a dramatic twist when you ride a dragon into the near future of 1993, where you confront a magical unicorn, on his journey to candy mountain, and turn from first person to third. Not knowing this, Courtney tried her best to rally a camel to no avail. The wizard mighty morphin' metamorphosised into some mice. Courtney was riding her elephant, which became restless. Though she tried to quome it, it raged and killed many innocent villagers. And about 3 or 4 non innocent villagers. And a few who were of questionable criminal record.

While all this is happening, Steven Colbert rips a hole in the sky, and falls in. He exclaims something terribly silly, such as "Oh no! I forgot to send that mail in rebate!" Courtney quickly whips the banana out of its holster (in the future we will have banana holsters on our pants) and throws the peel out under Steven. Someone once said that the secret to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Using this logic, Colbert decided to fly around the entire earth a few times, before holding races between commercial jets and Iron Man.

Courntey had had enough fun for the day. She had even changed her name a little. She walked across the bridge of dispair to her house, and went inside. She immediately started falling forever. She walked into her room, started writing a short story, like a puzzle, for people to figure out...

In all seriousness, I got about halfway through and gave up. It's pretty much impossible to find definitions to half those words, and I not being skilled in the skill of discerning early Modern English, found the task improbably difficult. My idea of early Modern English is using words like 'doth' and 'thou'. That's about as far as I go.
Sorry!
 

I think that just made my day. Once again, I was cracking up like anything over here. I'll wait a few days to see if anyone else wants to try it out, but then I'll go back and do another blog about what it means. :P

Good for you for trying! More power to the Might Harry Dave! :P