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sweats on the top of his head when he eats spicy food
loves watching people get mauled by animals
when he calls you captain, he's calling you asshole
likes mma
hates food bloggers more than he hates cops
forces his cat to sleep next to him
takes a bath every day
is the king of strikeout
hates children
likes sitting on the floor
1:37 AM
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