1. People willing to give large, cash-only, no-strings investments to World-Around Records and my own advertising company, Pizza SEO.

2. Producers who are willing to give me hot, throbbing, sexy party beats for free because they understand how important I am to the human species.

3. Graphic Designers willing to donate work for a 300 page oversize fully illustrated book covering human sexuality in every concievable aspect.

Otherwise, NO.

Rappers who are welcome to give a holler:

1. MC Paul Barman, as long as I get to mock him on our track. 

2. Humpty Hump, as long as he doesn't have to hang out with me at any point in order to get the track done.  I know you smoke crack even if those other white kids don't.

3. Princess Superstar, I will do a whole album for you, free.

4. Motion Man, probably one of the greatest living rappers.  I have beats for you, too.

5. Those dudes in Dyslexic Speedreaders, because I know their fan base is young, wet and gorgeous LA women.

6. Pretty much anyone who wants to take me on tour and introduce me to their wonderful fans.