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Believe it or not there are some good
things about having somebody to screw that you don't have to mess
with otherwise. For example, if it is your birthday they will
usually take you out or do something nice for you before the sex.
Last night for my birthday I got a grilled ribeye out of mine, and he
didn't even make that big of a mess for me to clean up! Also, they
will buy your drinks at the bar. And give your drunk ass a ride
home. And roll their best green when they come over. And of course
they're always good for some "adult entertainment"!
The trick to working this scam is to
make damn sure your fuckfriend thinks it's an honor and a privilege
to fuck you. Usually that means they have to be slightly less
attractive than you but not necessarily. I think my current
fuckfriend is at least as attractive as I am, but he has character
flaws and insecurities that make me seem superior in his eyes.
Basically, you have to keep the balance of power tipped in your favor
(being a local celebrity is a big plus here). It also helps
tremendously if this person is already involved in a serious
relationship with somebody else. That way they don't start to become
a pest and have an incentive to keep things on the down low. And all
y'all know the ride is always better if there's a forbidden element
to it.
Now there are definitely some things
your fuckfriend is not good for. Emotional support is high on the
list. And you usually can't parade them around in front of your
friends, or use them as a human shield during visits to your crazy
family. But if you need those things then what you are in the market
for is a boy/girlfriend, not a fuckfriend. Never forget that a
fuckfriend is mostly there for the fucking. If your fuckfriend ain't
good at it, or comes with too much baggage, you should kick their ass
to the curb. There's too many amazing fucks out there to waste time
on a shitty one.