I'm still trying to digest it all in. It all started when My bestfriend and I hooked up Sunday evening to go to The Park. The night was very interested because trying to enter the club, there was a very intoxicated broad in front of us. Beligerant and just all out embarrassing. She put on about 5 mins of theactrics. Okay so once we entered the club. There were girls rushing down the stairs curseing and being escorted by security. Wtf?

So we finally decided to leave the club and get something to eat. We walk to our cars, my bestfriend is parked directly in front of me. So we are sitting in the car chillen and trying to figure out what's the next move. She's on the phone and I'm just chillen listening to music when all of the sudden..

A man wearing some black combat boots, black speedos, and a long sleeve black cotton shirt comes walking down the street. Yes!! He was half naked.

So anyways at this point I'm staring at him because I'm puzzled at what he is wearing. It was kinda cold outside. So the guy sees us and stop, but at this time he's directly accross the street from us, Now there were no tints on the windows so anyone can see us. He stopped there and then started to rub on himself really vigorously. Some cars were passing and he hid behind some bushes. But then he came from behind the bushes. Stood looking directly towards us, and started rubbing his genitals again. This time he decided to take off his shirt, and then his speedos rubbing and strangeling the hell out of his flacid penis!!!! We were dying out laughing, but then became very disturbed at the same time. Once he started walking towards the car. I dipped out.

...So my bestfriend is still with me, so we drove around for a bit hoping that he dissappears from that area so that she can get in her car. So I circled the block and parked the car on the next street in a position where he cannot see us, but we can see her car. We are trying to find a way to get my best friend to her car. So we waited about 15 mins and got her to her car. Fortunally we did not see him so it was a easy escape. So we are following each other to breakfast. We travel at least 4 to 5 blocks. To only see him again at a red light. Once he recognized the car again he stood still and was just staring at us. And then he started feeling on himself again. Almost causing us to run a red light.

The sad this about it was.. The guy didn't look homeless, nor was he bad looking. Maybe he was on some kinda of drugs. But at the end of the day we were beyond being flashed. The guy performed for us and everything. I tells you wired shit always happends downtown.

The very next day felt like deja vu. I don't normally watch television, but this what end up coming on tv. HILARIOUS!!!

http://www.tv.com/video/y5D208oh5VF9KooZ27gaaEnK6eTFHR2z/101/33928/bums-making-a-mess-all-over-the-city?o=hulu