MySpace

Bob Bobertson on internets He is sexy for the ladies and the pie

bob bobertson



Last Updated: 1/19/2007

Send Message
Instant Message
Email to a Friend
Subscribe

Gender: Male
Status: Single

Who Gives Kudos:


Thursday, March 23, 2006 

Current mood:  exhausted
    I knew it was a bad idea to give Weebl the beans sandwich. He set his bum farts on fire again but set fire to the cards board room. What didn't burn down was soaked by the firemens and collapsed.

Weebl spent most of the time trying to be friends with the firemans with the big hose (Hehe that sound like I means he had a big man part. Not that I would know if he did have because I never looked and am only interested in the Ladies). He said it was because he was just interested in their health plan but I think there something more to it since he not shut up about how cool Keith the Firemans was. Also how big his muscles were. He said Keith gave him his telephone number since they were going to go play the golfs together but I not think that the number he gave him was right.



Also Weebl can't play the golfs as he scared of tiny holes and flags.

Anyway. It probably for the bests as the room was beginning to smell a bit like burnt arses.
Broomster

 
Hope you had insurance?
 
Posted by Broomster on Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 12:03 PM
[Reply to this
Tom, published journalist
Tom Austin-Morgan

 

Hey Bob, I'd watch that Weebl if I were you, sounds like he's down with the man hose!

Maybe he's still in shock at the death of Donkey?


 
Posted by Tom, published journalist on Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 12:05 PM
[Reply to this
lmnop

 
Bob, careful of him...
You say he's scared of tiny holes and fags? He's in denial!

Watch out for his hose!

 
Posted by lmnop on Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 12:07 PM
[Reply to this
Nat Dawn B =^o.O^=

 
better make sure Keith isn't another Kevin ay Bob? Don't want any more kidneys stolen
 
Posted by Nat Dawn B =^o.O^= on Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 12:18 PM
[Reply to this
eveghost

 
Well, let's not forget that Morten Harket *does* make him moist in his special places...
But erm....he does that to everybody right? It's like a super power?
 
Posted by eveghost on Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 1:42 PM
[Reply to this
Gigavolt Sound Machine

 
Nice.

Was he wearing pants at the time? because if he set the room on fire, he'd have to put pants back on before escaping the burning. Unless he wanted to go around asking firemen how big their muscles were while not wearing pants. they might hose him down instead.

 
Posted by Gigavolt Sound Machine on Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 1:56 PM
[Reply to this
Jake'n'Bake
Jake Loresch

 
Bob, maybe you should go with weebl for moral support.
 
Posted by Jake'n'Bake on Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 2:11 PM
[Reply to this


 
Bob, all i can  say is try 2 help weebl 2 come out about him likin the mens! Weebl is obviously queer!
 
Posted by on Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 2:13 PM
[Reply to this


 
Careful Bob, you know how dangerous an un-lit fart can be.

We don't want any more spats of Bum-eyes do we?

 
Posted by on Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 3:04 PM
[Reply to this
Asians are fierce

 

hmmm....sounds like our weebls in denial

nevertheless, i would cover up that bum holes before offering any moral support of the lykes

or something else...

like the jams


 
Posted by Asians are fierce on Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 4:07 PM
[Reply to this
Ronald D. Worm
Andrew Moore

 
hey my numbers 1....ok maybe it isnt but it would be cool if it was wouldnt ever forget it!!
 
Posted by Ronald D. Worm on Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 4:48 PM
[Reply to this
Alastair

 

Eek! No rooms?

Where you live now?


 
Posted by Alastair on Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 5:13 PM
[Reply to this
Jenny
Jenny Fletcher

 
You can stay with me bob!!!
 
Posted by Jenny on Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 6:05 PM
[Reply to this
Carrie

 
Weebl's a sack of bums
 
Posted by Carrie on Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 6:07 PM
[Reply to this
The seed which has been sown admist the storm

 
well, If Weebl is afraid of tiny holes, you should be safe... I think...
just to be safe though, you should sleep with a tiny flag...

 
Posted by The seed which has been sown admist the storm on Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 7:17 PM
[Reply to this
Rosie

 
ooooo    nooooo
 
Posted by Rosie on Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 7:37 PM
[Reply to this
Goggles
Nathan Day

 
I had a feeling the farts would be the end of that house. I only question if the television survived, and where you will live now.

 
Posted by Goggles on Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 7:49 PM
[Reply to this
miles

 
Hi Bob!
 
Posted by miles on Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 8:50 PM
[Reply to this


 
lo bob,
sorry to hears about that. my brother is the same way with the beans. cept he dosent light his bum farts.
 
Posted by on Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 9:36 PM
[Reply to this
BelGareth
Gareth Bradshaw

 
bob all i can say is while around weeble stay against the wall, a fear of tiny holes just screams the liking of men and there men parts and lets not forget how many times he flashed his at you
 
Posted by BelGareth on Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 9:57 PM
[Reply to this


 

tiny holes?

flags???

WAAAAAAH!!! *runs aways screaming*


 
Posted by on Friday, March 24, 2006 - 6:58 AM
[Reply to this
Joe Andrews

 
How would weebl play the golfs anyway? He got no arms!
 
Posted by Joe Andrews on Friday, March 24, 2006 - 7:30 AM
[Reply to this


 
But the fire toy to set the bun farts on fire?
 
Posted by on Friday, March 24, 2006 - 9:50 AM
[Reply to this
Osirus

 
'lo bob... you be silly, u be giving the beans sandwiche to weebl, its your own fault... shame about the card room tho.
 
Posted by Osirus on Friday, March 24, 2006 - 12:12 PM
[Reply to this
Paul. Yeah just Paul!

 

Weebl sucks, he hasn't got a Myspace or a blog or anything...why should we like him,....

There was a room there...but it...burnt down!

Fire! Fire! Weebl's stuffs is on fire.....hope they put out his foam hat/pie scented cleaner/Bob, where was your car.r{}*

*sigh* Maybe not....


 
Posted by Paul. Yeah just Paul! on Friday, March 24, 2006 - 2:12 PM
[Reply to this
.

 

I never knew weebl was gay u rule bob!


 
Posted by . on Friday, March 24, 2006 - 3:46 PM
[Reply to this
Jonny ✖

 

lo bob! you should like me, cuz my surname is "Pye" (pronounced "pie" if you didn't get it). so yeh. just thought i'd say, lol. YOU ROCK!!!!


 
Posted by Jonny ✖ on Friday, March 24, 2006 - 6:23 PM
[Reply to this
meow!

 

Aw bob. I hopes you hads insurance. Thought that is frighteningly scary (but not as frighteningly scary as golf...) and complicated. Even more complicated than a bean sandwich... and sasquatches. Sasquatches rock...

Do they make sasquatch pie?

I do indeed wonder!


 
Posted by meow! on Friday, March 24, 2006 - 9:12 PM
[Reply to this
Scribble

 
Oh...........Weebl is cruel....But he sings well.....but u Bob have better voice :D
 
Posted by Scribble on Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 7:44 AM
[Reply to this
zack

 
weebl sing well, quite so
 
Posted by zack on Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 1:00 PM
[Reply to this
David

 

LOL bob does ya house stink of burn arses sounds a bit like my big brother


 
Posted by David on Sunday, March 26, 2006 - 11:02 AM
[Reply to this
rob

 

ewwww burnt arses...how would you know what they smelt like


 
Posted by rob on Sunday, March 26, 2006 - 2:15 PM
[Reply to this
¡Summer Rose!
Summer Rose

 
My brother has many bumfarts.  He only scared of Flags though
 
Posted by ¡Summer Rose! on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 7:45 PM
[Reply to this
Hannah

 
Lol, how crazy! Is that how bad Weebl farts! And is it true that he's afraid of holes and flags? lol, This is jokes!!
 
Posted by Hannah on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 - 2:53 PM
[Reply to this
weebl fan

 
you and weebl rock you are right. hedge hogs are not pets.


i am your number one fan ive watched all of your toons! you rock.

 
Posted by weebl fan on Friday, February 20, 2009 - 10:50 AM
[Reply to this