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Monday, March 27, 2006 

Current mood:  embarrassed
What up? What up?

Me and the massive been down the docks today. Chillin', illin', keeping it reality based (I think that right). My crew were there to have a fancy dance battle with the Mysterious Chicken but he never turn up. DJ Hams Provider (Weebl) said that mean we won but I (MC Freshest Freshness Freshening Wipes) not sure we even told him we wanted a battle.

Actually since there only two of us our massive not really that large. That quite sad really.

Anyway since we had times to kill we started to practice our fancy hip hop hand shakings. It quite hard work really. More like a job. After a while DJ Hams Provider said we should try then out with some strangers. I found some sailors and asked them if they wanted to try a hand jobs with me. I be honest with you. It not really turn out how I expected it.

I never going down the docks ever agains that for sure. It not stictly old schools at all. No one was popping or locking that I saw though Weebl did say he saw some seamen jig.
Paul. Yeah just Paul!

 

Sounds to me that after being down at the docks you'd been to be down to the Docs......as in doctors.....

Especially if theres an excess of seamen around.......


 
Posted by Paul. Yeah just Paul! on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 8:12 PM
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May-BO
Laura Foden

 
You should haves invited the jams. DJ Hams Provider could have sweet talked thems into thinking popping and locking was a form of protest. Those jams always wants to protest...
 
Posted by May-BO on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 8:14 PM
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Jaycee

 
Hey Bob - jus' keep it real, yo, and you'll have no probs at the docks.  Your massive isn't that large, but your MASSIVE makes up for it i'm sure. :)
 
Posted by Jaycee on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 8:14 PM
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Sir Jiminy

 
that sound awesome bob. why Mysterious Chicken not turn up?
 
Posted by Sir Jiminy on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 8:15 PM
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Goggles
Nathan Day

 
Wait, since when did you and Weebl have hands!?
 
Posted by Goggles on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 8:18 PM
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Angelis
Elizabeth Ace

 
Tricksy sea men.

x

 
Posted by Angelis on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 8:23 PM
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Asians are fierce

 
seamens sure can be tricksy...
 
Posted by Asians are fierce on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 8:29 PM
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Erica.
Erica swiger

 

damn those sailors for making you this way, lol

luv you Bob! ^^

+ERICA+


 
Posted by Erica. on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 8:37 PM
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Wolly
Holly Vandyke

 

grr, sounds like those sailors treat you bad and rape you, yes?

eek. I'll show them!


 
Posted by Wolly on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 9:05 PM
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bob - I am disappointed with you. I'd expect it of Chris the Ninja Pirate, but not you... It's just below the belt is what it is. Yarr.
 
Posted by on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 9:08 PM
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Nat Dawn B =^o.O^=

 
Argh whatever you do Bob, stay away from able seamen and never join the navy! Although being grabbed by tentacles when dressed up as a japanese school girl is just as bad...
 
Posted by Nat Dawn B =^o.O^= on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 9:20 PM
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White Lando

 
well shit man, if'n y'all ever make it over here to the states, my massive would be honored to totally battle your massive, and the only sailors we gots are barge captains, who are of a different sort. big up BRSTL crew beeyotch.
 
Posted by White Lando on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 9:50 PM
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One way or another, someone got served at those docks.
 
Posted by on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 10:05 PM
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p.o.c.

 

hey, MC Freshest Freshness Freshening Wipes-

way to keep it reality based, but stick to the fancy dance battles and stay away from the hand jobs with sneaky sailors, ok?  that will never turn out how you expect.

 
Posted by p.o.c. on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 10:38 PM
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thomas

 

Yo Bob you need to gets the new reality chicken baster to keep it fully real, available at mosts good retail outlets. Damn seamen gets all the fun.  


 
Posted by thomas on Monday, March 27, 2006 - 11:32 PM
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Benedict

 
i don't really have a comment, i just want a nice long name on the kudos list...


sorry

 
Posted by Benedict on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 4:42 AM
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Benedict

 
and apparently even that plan was foiled.

damn it

 
Posted by Benedict on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 4:43 AM
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Narf

 

I want you.


 
Posted by Narf on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 7:20 AM
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How COULD the mysterious chicken not show up?!?!?!That makes me sad!
 
Posted by on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 7:39 AM
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Those Seaman types! Thay really are a crafty lot
 
Posted by on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 11:59 AM
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Panda Dan

 

Lol, Seamen :P

Dun worry about chicken not showing up bob, I'm sure he was scared he wouldn't be able to handle you busting your phat moves, wicked sick style :)


 
Posted by Panda Dan on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 12:21 PM
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God.

 
<3
Seaman.

 
Posted by God. on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 12:23 PM
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Bryn.
Bryn Carter

 
Keep it real bob. Be nice to the sailors though, thems bring cheap cards board. And cheese. And foreign fancy pie.
Mmmmmm, pie.
Have fun in the big box of wanker!
 
Posted by Bryn. on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 3:28 PM
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Bryn.
Bryn Carter

 

Bob! The sailors brings the cards board though, so if them like you, you get cheap cards board. And fancy foreign pies.


 
Posted by Bryn. on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 3:29 PM
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Rory

 
Seamen, Japanise school girls, next lesson, Nurses
 
Posted by Rory on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 4:06 PM
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vi veri veniversum vivus vici

 
well when you have seamen and hip-hop at the docks it can never turn out well. but if you have tramps hip-hop and the docks then its jolly good time for everyone
 
Posted by vi veri veniversum vivus vici on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 8:41 PM
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chipmunk ♠
Rustii Shackleford

 
DJ and MC, meet MK Chicken Fried Wonton (me). I wants to join the massive.
 
Posted by chipmunk ♠ on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 12:00 AM
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Austin
Austin Billheimer

 
You can dance? Bob, you are the Uberpimp.
 
Posted by Austin on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 12:56 AM
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The Mighty Matt Maloney
Matt Maloney

 
oh deer. bobs been tossed off by a sailor!
 
Posted by The Mighty Matt Maloney on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 7:35 PM
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{{GLAM[G]OURE}}™

 
AND I WAS THAT SAILOR
 
Posted by {{GLAM[G]OURE}}™ on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 8:35 PM
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Kieren
Kieren Scott

 
*blinks* but...but you have no hands...how be you doing hand shakings without thr hand part...it's just shaking....
 
Posted by Kieren on Friday, April 14, 2006 - 11:53 AM
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