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Tuesday, March 28, 2006 

Current mood:  thoughtful
Category: Writing and Poetry

alright, check it

I bust with the dopest rhymes that you have ever seen
all my plan come together better than the A-Team
if I had a pie for every time I won a battle
i would buy a kayak made of glass with a paddle
maybe even buy a pair of wheels for the bottom
pump full of farts, they smell of eggs that are rotten
my kayak would be pimpin, I take it for a race
kung-fu kick to your chin and break your whole face

what? what?

Peaces.

 

 

8/10 houswives prefer gimp kid
Alex Lumb

 
sick rhymesses man
 
Posted by 8/10 houswives prefer gimp kid on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 9:05 PM
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Shaz (the razmataz)
Shahriar Abdullah

 
the poet laurette could not even contend with such words of beauty
 
Posted by Shaz (the razmataz) on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 9:06 PM
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God.

 
I don't expect that even rhyme master Wee Bull could top that!
 
Posted by God. on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 9:07 PM
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me-tro-polis

 
You has got some sick stylin shit der bredwin; you spit it like it is nuff said...
 
Posted by me-tro-polis on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 9:08 PM
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...k...

 
you need to drop the weeb and go solo up in here!
 
Posted by ...k... on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 9:12 PM
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Nat Dawn B =^o.O^=

 
Ooooh yay, you should so release that as your first single Bob!
 
Posted by Nat Dawn B =^o.O^= on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 9:13 PM
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blk

 

Seriously fresh rhymes, MC Freshest Freshness Freshening Wipes.

Keeping it reality based.


 
Posted by blk on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 9:33 PM
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Angie

 
bob...you are pretty much my hero!
 
Posted by Angie on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 9:38 PM
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Porch Monkey™

 
what can I say, inspirational stuff from the rhyme master him self, sir bob , you the dawg man
 
Posted by Porch Monkey™ on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 9:51 PM
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Macgyver
Dave Maciver

 
biaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch!  Word.
 
Posted by Macgyver on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 9:54 PM
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☆♫ Brighton Rock Star Girl™ ♫☆

 

Blate Amazing Bob!
<3<3<3<3
you are a rhyming geniuses!
loves,
Steph
xoxoxoxox


 
Posted by ☆♫ Brighton Rock Star Girl™ ♫☆ on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 10:05 PM
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CooKie™©

 

Respect to the Bob! Gangsta Rhymes my friend!! Peaces!


 
Posted by CooKie™© on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 10:35 PM
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John Q. Sexenmeyer

 

Well there is dope and then there is just dopey

Clicky: http://www.b3ta.com/links/4444


 
Posted by John Q. Sexenmeyer on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 10:52 PM
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HBK

 
Impressive
 
Posted by HBK on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 11:38 PM
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White Lando

 
reeses peaces
 
Posted by White Lando on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - 11:51 PM
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wobbl

 

That's beautiful....

 

It made me cry...

 

 

DON'T LOOK AT ME!!! *sobs*


 
Posted by wobbl on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 12:31 AM
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AP Keanu

 
that was simply...amazing
 
Posted by AP Keanu on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 12:43 AM
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In my professional capacity as an entirely unknown DJ and music producer, I must inform you that your rhymes are indeed funky fresh.  Keep on keepin on, soul brother number 1.

 
Posted by on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 1:03 AM
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Tom, published journalist
Tom Austin-Morgan

 

Yo yo yo mofo! That's tha illest rhyme I ever heard dogg! You drop bombs like no other, just need a phat beat to go with it and you'll be unstoppable! Keep it reality based homie.

Peaces.


 
Posted by Tom, published journalist on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 1:04 AM
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Gigavolt Sound Machine

 
Can I use these for my band?

Pimp.

 
Posted by Gigavolt Sound Machine on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 1:19 AM
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I'm an ordinary man with ordinary desires
Leigh Colpitts

 
Werd Bob! Dope lyrics! When can we expect your mighty album????
 
Posted by I'm an ordinary man with ordinary desires on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 4:57 AM
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lmnop

 
Recognise! Bob you is supa-flies
 
Posted by lmnop on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 6:41 AM
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Panda Dan

 

You just put Eminem, Jay-Z, 50 Cent and Snoop Dog all to shame.

Peace out brotha.


 
Posted by Panda Dan on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 6:57 AM
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Carrie

 
best rhymes i've saw yet, bob
keep up the good works

yours forever,
Carrie

 
Posted by Carrie on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 8:19 AM
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That would be a number 1 hit in no time! Though its questionable to wether poples are ready for this cool sound. It may just be tooo awsome for them
 
Posted by on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 11:29 AM
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Fabulous Geek

 
Word, yo.
 
Posted by Fabulous Geek on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 5:11 PM
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Paul. Yeah just Paul!

 

Sorry Bob-cat, but I think that rap would sound better coming out of Monkey's dulcet tones than your...mumbling thingy of a voice...

Maybe you two can hook up, you as excellent-ness songwriter and lyricist and Monkey as the performer and pie scented cleaner salesman and leave your purple world behind!!

Think about it!!


 
Posted by Paul. Yeah just Paul! on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 7:10 PM
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Colin

 
Pimping rap you got going
 
Posted by Colin on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 10:10 PM
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Xerxes

 

Respects


 
Posted by Xerxes on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - 9:49 AM
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Ellie

 
rockin' lyrics m8
 
Posted by Ellie on Sunday, April 09, 2006 - 7:51 PM
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Emi

 
Wow.
Just, wow.

 
Posted by Emi on Sunday, April 30, 2006 - 10:02 AM
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Ginto

 
You'll be fighting off DJ Pie Safety for that MTV top spot in no time
 
Posted by Ginto on Friday, June 30, 2006 - 12:23 PM
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chili

 

you're wasted on weebl's site!

 

;-P


 
Posted by chili on Thursday, August 17, 2006 - 8:16 PM
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