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smexy BOB

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1st

where have you been bob???

i missed you :-P *cough*

xVPFx

i myself have never seen a terrapin choking on an apple, however i do have a rather stunning piece of mould in my cupboard that looks like weebl yelling at a fish. if you visit my boudoir i could show you....

kudosness xxx

Bob, would you please guest write my Blog? You see, I can't be bothered and as you are such a skilled writer/entertainer/hunky sex god it would be an honour, plus you would do it better than me anyways.

I feel I've made a valid arguement.

Darling Bob, I've missed you

The Norwegian clockwork banjo is fun, but we both know Position 97 is the bestest
xxx

I ALWAY MISS YOU BOB!

Banjo...kinky, yet eerily sexies

Nice one Bob! You gotta keep practicing, them ladies sure do beb demanding, I won't tell them about it...though I wouldn't mind seeing this norweigian clockwork banjo film, I like music...and pron! So this sounds like what I've been questing for!

One.

...and he woke up in a place in which he'd never been
...A place he'd never come to before, nor would he again
...It was a place full only of happiness, and nowhere was a sin
...But little did he know, thats just where trouble would begin.
... ... ... ...
..each happy little man
..in their happy little house
..on their happy little hill
..where only kind words were said
... ... ... ...
...they had smiling people everywhere, nothing seemed right or wrong
...people playing in the streets and singing their song
..."smiling smiling smiling, here for old and long"
..."going to work, petting our dogs, and playing ping-pong"
.."away from danger"
.."away for sorrow"
.."derived from anger"
.."we have fled"
...
.."all we happy little men"
.."in our happy little houses"
.."on our happy little hills"
.."where all kind words are said"
... ... ... ...
...nowhere where any other cvilizes yet to be seen.
...from the quirky little towns where every lawn stayed green.
...they didn't care what they ate rather they were poor, or if their pockets held a "jing"
..everyone was happy and nobody was mean...
...
..away from danger
..away for sorrow
..derived from anger
..they had fled have fled
..
... until suddenly
..
..they had their happy little fingrs
..on their happy little triggers
..on their happy little guns
..pointed at their happy little heads
...
..and then each happy little man
..in each happy little house
..on each happy little hill
..were all shot dead.
..............
........
...
..
.
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send my poem to the
1st
2nd
3rd
5th
and
10th

person on your list, say MANAX wrote it (cause i did) and if you want, send it to more...

Uh HUH....well we, the ladies shall see how "good" you are with said bedtime skills...and your pebble collection. All talk is useless if you cannot back it up! LOL. Still, at least you are giving effort. LOL....hahaha

sexah

O0o...bob's with pebble collections are my only weakness.

Bob! Please, teach me to love like a Norweigan clockwork banjo!

if Bob was even slightly funny he'd be hilarious. Unfortunately neither of the latter apply and there's no yolk left. Cracking

Bob,

I dream of the time when I can experience your bedtimes skills.

Mmmm Pie.

Mmmm Bob.

     always great to read your blog bob!!!!!

keep it up- sheejet!