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Current mood:  bouncy
1. Making toast
2. Changing the TV channel
3. Throwing away (and getting back using the force)
4. Making a fire to throw sheep into
5. Making your way through crowds
6. Directing traffic
7. Directing large aircrafts
8. On a piñata
9. Scratching your back (resulting in some minor burns)
10. As a glow stick at a nightclub/party/festival
11. Lighting up the room
12. As a table lamp
13. A bug zapping thing
14. A baseball bat
15. To kill fireflies, because they are useless as you now have an even cooler light
16. A walking stick
17. To carve the Sunday roast (or to chop the vegetables for cool vegetarians like Laura and Ziggy)
18. As a microphone on Karaoke night
19. To scare young children
20. To dress up as Darth Vader/Jedi Knight on Halloween
21. A heater
22. A key, in case you ever get locked out of the house
23. A walking cane for blind people
24. Stirring soup
25. A vibrator
26. Chopping trees
27. A hockey stick
28. A bookmark
29. As drumsticks
30. A hair straightener (and possibly curler. But not a crimper… oooh no…)
31. Killing people
32. Cutting hair
33. Burning graffiti into walls
34. Chopsticks
35. To light candles
36. So people don't look at you funny coz your making funny whoosh noises
37. Picking up rubbish
38. Catching fish (wtf?)
39. Dissecting in Biology
40. To turn your car into a convertible
41. Cutting a newborn's umbilical cord
42. A light in the ocean when retrieving a lost mobile phone
43. A bottle opener
44. Toilet plunger
45. To light your cigarette, for terrible smokers such as wonderslut
46. Slashing emo boys who wear skinnys and so they can slit their wrists (a is for apple...)
47. Tearing jeans
48. A light source for shadow puppets
49. A laser pointer
50. Boiling the kettle
51. Drying your hands in public bathrooms when the paper towels have run out
52. To be able to say "No, I'm not happy to see you… there is actually a lightsaber in my pocket."
by Cyanide and HAPPINESS (aka laura & hannah) copyright 18/10/2006
12:45 PM
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