what would you do IF...


I died: Id laugh. cause you say kimbo sucks

I kissed you: id be.. confused. cause were not friends

I fell: psh. id push you down hoeee

I lived next door to you: id wrap your house everynite


I showed up at ur house unexpectedly: id sick my dobermans on your ass cause you dont believe in Kimbo mother fucking Slice

I was murdered: I might shed a tear?

I cried: Id point and laugh :)

I asked you to marry me: HAHAHAHA. no. id only marry someone who actually roots for the same guy as me

I was hospitalized: Id send a card ... saying "FUCK YOU"


::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::

Personality: youre mean. im honest. haha

Eyes: full of shit brown? hahaha

Hair: its short. and ugly. like your FACE

Family: your brothers cooler than you cause he probably likes Kimbo Slice

Smile: its CUUUTEEE. no reallly. ill be nice on this one


::WOULD YOU::

Keep a secret if i told you one? yeah i would do that

Hold my hand? no. i only hold hands with cool kids

Study with me? id teach you the wrong stuff so you fail

Cook for me? no. you wouldnt cook for me!

Love me? i could see hating you much easier lol


::HAVE YOU EVER::

Lied to make me feel better? no honestly. i havent

Wanted to kiss me? no. sorry. haha youre not even a friend remember

Wanted to kill me? I might sooner than later. lol

Broke my heart? I try to hit where it hurts. haha

Wanted to tell me someting but didn't? I do that alot

Wanted to do something to me? like. "get you.. and you WONT like it"

Missed me? awee i missed working with you.

Thought you were hurting me? I did once. when i knocked your bad knee in. i felt really bad too


::More::

When and how did we meet? LifeTime .. i dno when haha

Describe me in three words. MEAN. ARROGANT. BASTARD. but you totally pull it off.

What was your first impression of me? hey hes a twin?

What do you think of me now? pretty badass. well you were, before you dissed Mr. Kimbo Slice

What reminds you of me? twins. haha

Could you see us together forever? bitch you aint even a real frined. you diss my hero

When's the last time you saw me? who knows. you skip out on work too much lol

What would you do if i was right behind you? id freak out. because im in a dark room with no lights.

Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you? noo haha