I hate....scratch that.. Loathe the DSL Modem we have...  Everyday you wonder if it's going to stay connected.  Whenever you need it most... it fails you. 

Oh, and if the DSL Modem is reading this right now... Which it probably is because during the writing of this it has gone out and came back about 4 times.  I would like to tell it this:  I hope you die a terrible terrible death of fried circuits and overcharged faulty power conduits.  Then when it has finally given in to be a awful worthless piece of machinery.  I wish it the very best/worst that Hades (junkyard) has to offer.  It can be with all of it's friends in the banished world of absolete electronics.

*exhale*   ahhhhh.   :)

Now refer to mood at top.

-J
+1 Unreliable DSL Modem