i am the best barista in the whole world. i'm an espresso-slingin' latte machine. with cute bunny ears.

there are white peeps surrounding me. peeps are one of the most disgusting foods on the face of the planet. maybe if i eat twinkies and peeps every day as supplements, their plethora of preservatives will pickle my insides and help me to live forever.

wait, who wants to live forever? especially if the cost is to get horrendously fat from a diet consisting mainly of marshmallow and potassium sorbate.

the other day at work, because i was wearing pink bunny ears, a customer said to me "maybe there are pink bunnies in ireland". WHY? i have no clue. maybe it was meant to be a joke. but i sighed, pouted, and cooed "i WISH!"