I hope you're all ready to receive your easter beatings, because I'm sure ready to dish them out. This is a very busy time for me. As you all know Easter is this Sunday, and Greek Easter falls on the same day this year so it means that I have to work even less, and can spend more time commencing with the beatings. Allow me to define beatings. With each new year I have to out do what I did last year so for instance where as last year I would have simply clothes lined someone off of a bike, this year, I will be clothes lining people off bikes and then going to town on their nut sack with a bat with nails coming out of it. Where as last year I would have frisbeed a man hole cover into someone's stomach, this year I will be frisbeeing a man hole cover into someone's throat, and tossing them into a public pool. You get the picture. Its a simple escalation.

I just wanted to let you all know what you're all in for. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a victim here by my computer who's face is finally the right consistency of pulp to send to his family. Have a Happy Easter, and stay safe...so that I can harm you myself.