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Current mood:  happy Category: Music
These all made me laugh so I hope you like them too, and I hope all my musician friends don't take them too personally!
What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
How do you get a musician off your porch?
Pay for the pizza.
What do you say to a musician in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise."
Two guys were walking down the street. One was destitute….the other was a musician as well.
What do you call a successful musician?
A guy whose wife/girlfriend has 2 jobs.
What did the musician get on his I.Q. test?
Drool.
What's the definition of an optimist?
A musician with a mortgage.
How do you fit 100 musicians in a phone booth?
Throw in a food stamp
How do you get em out?
Throw in a bar of soap
Why are musician's steering wheels so small?
so they can drive with handcuffs on
Why do flys have wings?
to beat the musicians to the trash can.
What do a musician and a sperm have in common?
only one out of a million work.
There's a deer and a musician lying dead in the road, whats the difference?
there is skid marks in front ofthe deer.
A drummer and a bass player both fall off a building, who hits the ground first?
who cares.
What do you get when you cross a musician and an ape?
a retarded ape.
What are the three most difficult years in a musician's life?
second grade.
How do you give a musician a concussion?
smash his head with the toilet seat while he's drinking.
What do you call a building full of musicians?
jail.
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