Yay!!! One week of finals then I graduate! Not only that but I got into Phsi Beta (the psychological honor society) thanks to my fav teacher Dr. Smolin. Honors baby! God knows my buddy Lorene and I have been through hell and back this semester! We've had family problems, a professor almost die, friends back stab us (my PSP stolen), and gotten seriously ill all within the past 4 months! We deserve the best graduation ever! We deserve to party our asses off (before summer school starts). I'll have a drink for every person who leaves a comment..........lol
I worked hard; I'm very proud of myself.
~Candy~
XOXO
My office recording:
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear. 