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Gender: Male
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Age: 40
Sign: Aries

City: PHILLY
State: PENNSYLVANIA
Country: US
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Sunday, April 06, 2008 

Current mood:  apathetic
Category: Writing and Poetry

Charlton Heston’s family issued a statement today announcing the Hollywood legend’s death from advanced Alzheimer’s Disease.  Right before he died he reportedly mumbled some nonsense about a planet where apes evolved from men that puzzled the family members gathered by his bedside.

Later at the funeral home, an unnamed mortician finally removed Heston’s gun from his cold, dead hand.

Funeral plans will be announced in the coming days.

Creature has moved!!!

 
Maybe his family will donate his body to science to perfect the method of making Soylent Green... I hear it's going to be a popular food this recession...
 
Posted by Creature has moved!!! on Sunday, April 06, 2008 - 3:01 PM
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Kevin
kevin Hardin

 
I wonder if they had to break his cold dead fingers to get the gun free?
 
Posted by Kevin on Sunday, April 06, 2008 - 5:54 PM
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Modern Primate
Modern Primate

 
My grandfather wasn't a human!
 
Posted by Modern Primate on Sunday, April 06, 2008 - 10:43 PM
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Ileene

 
oh you are bad...very funny but very bad...
 
Posted by Ileene on Monday, April 07, 2008 - 1:09 PM
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Melanie

 
You would have thought he'd put a little ingenuity into his death. I would have superglued something illegal and filled with hollowtips to my fingers the day they diagnosed me with Alzheimers. In fact, I would have done that twice.
 
Posted by Melanie on Wednesday, April 09, 2008 - 2:39 AM
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