Where should I go first?

On my way to Slovakia, I stopped in beautiful Sopron, Hungary, near the Austrian border

In Bratislava, Slovakia, a view of their new-age bridge, and their endless communist block-housing wasteland behind it.

"Work Will Set You Free" -Auschwitz death camp

DO NOT FUCK WITH THIS MANNEQUIN!!!

DO NOT FUCK WITH LITTLE POLISH GIRLS!!!

Enjoying the absolute freedom that only traveling can provide.

Hmm, maybe going off to war isn't so bad afterall.

I thoroughly enjoyed all the cheap Wodka and Wino to be found in Poland.

A great night out in Gdansk, Poland with representatives from the major participants of WWII (left to right: Germany, US, France, UK). France, you have never looked so good…

Amazingly beautiful Gdansk, Poland, built by the same architects as Amsterdam

Graveyard in ultra-Catholic Poland on All Saints Day

Warsaw's main square, rebuilt identically to how it was before the city was leveled during WWII.

English guys I instantly became friends with in the tiny Polish town of Torun, known for the birthplace of Copernicus and gingerbread cookies.

Poland's most beautiful main square in Poznan. A great place to party as well.

Oslo, Norway: the world's most expensive city. Home of the $9 beer, $4 metro ride, and $35 medium pizza.

Partying with my Norwegian buddy PJ, who I met in Budapest and invited me to come to Oslo.

Boat ride on Sandefjord, Norway's most famous mountain-surrounded water inlet

Myspace mirror pic, Norwegian fjord-style.

Bergen, Norway, a remarkably similar city to Santa Barbara.

Hike in the hills of Bergen.

Above Bergen.

Fish market in Bergen. I didn't buy these guys, but the whale I got was fantastic!

Doesn't this guy look like he's taking over the dance floor, rather than crossing the street?

1100 year old Norwegian Viking ship.

At the Nobel Peace Center in Oslo

George Bush as a child.

Dead tired on the train back to Budapest, after an amazing five weeks, marking the end of my seven months in Europe. Brazil and South America, you're up next.