Look, I don’t really throw the "f" word around but right now I think its appropiate. There are a lot you mother fuckers who don’t know when or how to mind your fuckin business.  I can’t do a fuckin thing without somebody saying something negative or throwing in their worthless two cents. I swear on my left nut I’m going to fuckin cactus smack one of you nosey mother fuckers. Maybe if you learn how to mind your fuckin business then you will see all of your faults you judgemental waste of space. Fuck you for breathing (damn that was mean) you cock snots. I’m a sarcastic asshole with a short fuse that’s not playing with a full deck. Do you know what that means??? Maybe you shouldn’t fuck with me. Maybe you should leave me the fuck alone. Ooh ooh, I got an idea!!! How bout  the next time you decide you want to mind my fuckin business you go have a threesome with a cactus and a porcupine. I’m a hell of a father, (my kids mother will even vouch for me on that one)I’m a man in every sense of the word, and everything I touch turns out to be amazing. So all of these things give me the right to say kiss my ass you sorry mother fuckers. Thank you for your time.

P.S. I am actually extremely well spoken and could very well have articulated myself using no profanity. However, due to the overwhelming responses I get from doing something as simple as wiping my ass I feel the need to graphically display my discontent......plus its so much fun to say the word fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.......