So I still havnt seen transformers yet so I go to see it one night and it was the nigth the Simpsons were out so the line to get tickets were long. I had been at the theater for about 30 minutes just standing in line.  I had to stand right beside these 2 fat horse-faced lesbians eating each other tongues like they were making a political statement or something.  So like 30 minutes we end up shuffling in the theater and these fuckin bitches start bitching about having to wait when is the movie is about to start, mind you it was 2 pm and it was a 3pm showing.  It turns out tthey were going to see that movie with Adam Sandler and they were missing it and got into the wrong theater.  So, the ugliest of the 2 bitches just exclaims like no one is there, "This is the wrong fuckin movie!" I just had to do what I did next, I shouted at the top of my lungs " This is SPARTA!" and kicked her in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor.  Most were shocked, but about 80% of the theater started to cheer.  I was forcibly thrown out by two officers.  Chargers are going to be pressed agaisnt me apparently, but it was worth it.