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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 42
Sign: Leo

City: CINCINNATI
State: OHIO
Country: US
Signup Date: 3/24/2006
Saturday, July 15, 2006 

anyone remember the justice league cartoons??

I was just thinking about them recently and a few things came to mind:

1. Superman was an attention whore-think about it, whenever something happened, he would say something stupid like "I'll use my x-ray vision". Like we forgot what his super powers were, he had to remind us!! freakin moron

2. Batman always had to brag about his batmobile (hey baby, wanna cruise in my superhero car??)

3. Aquaman-was there anyone more useless than this joker?? how many people commit a crime and then flock to the sea (except for Doctor Evil)? I mean come on, anyone ever commit a crime underwater? "Let's go harry, we will knock off this bank, and travel 500 miles to the ocean, then we will hot-wire a submarine and make our getaway (insert evil laugh here)"  "they'll never suspect a thing!!! RATS!!! foiled by aquaman!!!" I feel much safer with that band of superheroes protecting my freedom!!

kinda makes ya wanna root for the Legion Of Doom, eh??