Wax on, wax off.
 

...but more than enough goat cheese to go around. At least that's what I've heard.
 

Wax paper sandwich bags eh? Shit fucker I don't even think I've fucking seen them in Lumberton. I recall when I was a kid we used to just use wax paper to wrap our food in. Heaven though, that sounds like an item they'd have at the convenient store of Christ. Perhaps it was discontinued in favour of ziploc, fuck those fuckers illustrate yellow and blue make green better than any art instructor.
 

That is so weird.  Just today I was reading a list serve of eco-friendly parents who were talking about the exact same thing.  But it seems that Whole Foods carries them.  Um, there must be a Whole Foods in heaven, right?  I mean, the produce alone is to die for.  (as 'green' culture becomes more popular wax bags will make a comeback.  This is my prediction.)
 

On earth in the UK at least, I think we stopped using waxed paper in the 1950's. Heaven would have followed suit eventually - just one of those things I guess....
 

well...i don't know anything about sandwiches...
but i've heard that all dogs (and monkeys) go to heaven
it is true? because if it is i don't want to go there...
im afraid of dogs.
 

Well as an old cat and rocket scientist I suspect wax paper while thrilling has been deemed obsolete. My mom used to rap my sandwiches in wax paper. When my mom recently checked into an old folks home, I inherited all the kitchen stuff. This included several rolls of Wax paper, Manufactured by Reynold's Consumer Products, A Business of Alcoa Consumer Products, Richmond, VA 23261, which amazingly had a web address of www.reynoldskitchens.com listed on the box. I have scientifically found the wax paper is great to cover left overs with to prevent splattering. COMMANDER SENDS - ADVISORY: DO NOT PANIC - REMAIN CALM (unless you don't want to); I WILL LEAD YOU ASTRAY AND YOU WILL LIKE IT! http://home.earthlink.net/~commanderkenwilson
 

I WANT bad poetry about the grease spots on brown paper bags and wax paper when i die or am i missunderstanding,i thought every thing was going to be fine in heaven
 

The indisposed tranquility of the denials sent, will soon compensate for the destruction of man's chaotic illumination.