so i am becoming a god to the ants in my garden

perhaps i should elaborate........i have an ants nest in my garden....and i have go out in the back to have a smoke and preside over them whilst they do ant things..
i also kill flies (i really hate flies) and give them to the ants so they have days of plenty and then i watch them all crry the fies off to thier little ant castle which incidentally i built a terracotta roof for out of a plant pot in order to keep them dry in the rain

its kind of nice being omnipotent the nts do thier thing i do mine...im not a vengeful god but more of the benign kind im not into the whole visiting plagues upon  them or the whole wrath thing so its a happy universe in the garden so far they have colonised a bit of the corner and its all quite pleasant

i found a brave and intrepid ants in the house so i took him back to his people...upon further reflection i expet he has become something of a messiah having returned from heaven (my house) and the bosom of the lord (me)

im waiting for them to start building temple in my honour but they seem a little slow in this regard perhaps a little wrath is required after all

i may visit upon them the furious & vengeful plague of squidgy (my cat) but she doesnt go outside so we have a logitics problem there already

but what if they dont like the whle furious vengeance thing start worshipping caroline instead or misinterpret my acts of fly giving kindness as only favouring the select few (i tend to put the flies in the same pace because its on ther main thorough fair and i know they'll find them) and we end up having a schism...ant would turn against ant persecuting thier own kind for what is essentially a misinterpretation of my meaning

mmm its tough being a god i may leave well alone for the time being it may after all go horribly wrong :(