No, this isn't a dirty porno-style blog about how I went gay one day...

It is about my boss's daughter, whom I've never met in my life, but from pictures, looks fat to me.

Anyhow, this was the meeting:

BOSS:  "Can you all please remove any files you've been saving to the shared drive?  We are short on space, and need to find a work-around."

EMPLOYEE:  "Are we getting a new server?"

BOSS:  "Eventually, but since we just spent so much to upgrade our computers, the expense cannot be incurred just now.  And my daughter wants a new car for Christmas."

The moral of the story?

If you are a huge fat boss, asking a team of people to do something, please refrain from letting them know that you'll be getting your 17 year old daughter a new car for Christmas.  It makes all of us think, that there's a reason you are so fat, your husband is so fat, and your kids, from pictures....appear to be very fat as well.

Keep it to yourself, cause if not, someone will blog about it.