...and this fucking chick was driving in front of me, with a huge white cloud coming from her engine.  As the daughter of a grease monkey, I'm familiar with that sort of car trouble...she's burning the engine up, and just driving along.

So, I get up next to her at the light.  This road, is BUSY...the word road doesn't do it justice, as it's more of a route.  Guess what she does here?  Stops.  Blinkers on.  HUGE semi, and loads of traffic behind.

That said, I look over and this bitch is cracking the fuck up on her cell phone, so me and Jon are laughing at her dumb blonde ass, and commenting, that the Altima she's driving looks like a decent car.

Anyway, we go to Kinkos...and on the way back, this bitch's entire fucking car is ENGULFED in flames.  The whole fucking thing caught on fire, and it looked like it must have exploded.  Traffic went back, during rush hour, for MILES, and I'd say that there were approximately 40 emergency personnel on the scene.  Fire department, Police department, Rescue, Ambulance, you know.....

So now, I reflect back to seeing this chick laughing on her cell, about how her car is smoking on the road.  I'd imagine that she finds this much less funny now.