Ok, I have a cat....Smokey Diesel.....whom recently suffered a severe cat-ass-trophy.  He was kickn it with his cat friends outside, and I heard a scuffle, so I go outside and I see Smoke-Stack, he runs inside.

No big deal......

Meanwhile, Jon's all like "Yeah Smoke Deez!  You kickn asses out there?!  Yeah." 

So a day later, his cat-ass is HUGE.  I take him to the vet, and they need to install some anal drains to get out the puss, as it turns out that Smoke Deez was less tough than we thought and got his ass bit when he was running away.  Hence the huge bumpy cat-ass, and need for drainage.

This was about a month, and $600 ago.

Why bring it up now?

Because we had a party the other night, and Sasha works as a Vet. Tech, so she's talking to K.Chef about something that's wrong with her (K.Chef's) dog's ass.

I shit you not, ten minutes later, here comes K.Chef with Ruca (the dog) and Sasha gets some rubber gloves to tend to the dogs anal glands.  This is in my kitchen, so we were like "Yo, hold on....let's film it for YouTube!"  We did, and I believe I will post it....it's so fucking funny how many people stood around to watch this happen.

Why am I blogging this?

I don't really know, except I feel that the coincidence of animal ass-trauma is particularly high for me lately.