Psst, don't tell anyone, but I've spent the better part of today watching an "America's Next Top Model" marathon (dear god, what is it about that show, besides ridiculously good-looking people, that sucks me in against my will?) and drinking cheap white table wine from Washington state. (It's good though; kudos to Hogue for making eminently quaffable cheap stuff.) And now I'm kind of half-paying attention to "House Hunters" until the MTV movie awards come on. I honestly couldn't give two shits in Shinola about the movie awards, but I do love Sarah Silverman, so I'm kind of hoping she'll give me something to laugh at as I nod off in my buzzy stupor.

Did I mention I love ME time?