A biker is riding by the zoo in Washington,
DC when he sees a little girl leaning into
the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs
her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to
pull her inside to slaughter her, under the
eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his motorcycle, runs to
the cage and hits the lion square on the
nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from
the pain the lion jumps back letting go of
the girl, and the biker brings her to her
terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has watched the whole event. The
reporter addressing the burley motorcycle
rider and says, 'Sir, this was the most
gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do
in my whole life.'
The biker replies, 'Why, it was nothing,
really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw
this little kid in danger and acted as I
felt right.
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure
this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist,
you know, and tomorrow's paper will have
this story on the front page... So, what do
you do for a living and what political
affiliation do you have?
The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a
Republican.
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the
paper to see if it indeed brings news of his
actions, and reads, on the front page;
'U.S.. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
AND STEALS HIS LUNCH'
That pretty much sums up the liberal news
media's approach to the news these days.