So practice yesterday was FUCKING BRILLIANT.

We gotta wicked new tune about a geezer i know who acted like a complete tosser a few months back so i wrote a song about how much of a complete tosser he was - the chorus is as follows:

Now, if you know this guy, you'll know what i mean. His initials are TB.

So i took it to the band and it sounds FUCKING ACE! It's like the moody teenage brother of 'Rainbow' so we've got another tune you people can dance to! wooo!

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Went to this party in Crouch End on Saturday, needless to say i had an awesome time. Wine + Cider + Beer = a very happy eggy. One thing tho....

WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST ON PUTTING SHIT HOUSE MUSIC ON AT PARTIES???

Firstly, I don't want to take away the hospitality of the hostess' because i did have a really really cool time (a big thanks to MEL!!) but... there is good dance music out there so why oh why would people want to listen to something that sounds the same for HOURS ON END. IT'S SHIT. Now, my good friend Ian would have something to say about this i'm sure but i'll tell you what happened at this party...

So i'm pissed, boppin' around talking shit to strangers, abusing their St Patricks Day head dresses (dont ask, that's another story) and I walked into the lounge, some rocking dancing music was on, there was fun n games, dancing, singing. It was great. For some reason, we all went into the kitchen. BIG MISTAKE. We chill for a while refilling the drinks, taking pictures of us shaking our heads manically and generally talking shite - then realise that someone had put the repetitive tones of shit House on the stereo. It grates. It grates so bad. I inspect the lounge. EVERYONE IS SITTING DOWN! NO ONE IS BOPPING! Whadafuck? I sort it and put the Rapture's new album on the system, walk out, walk back in after a piss and people are dancing.

THAT'S THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!

Read and learn. Read and learn.

Signing off

Egg