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Thomas Wood the Pyrojuggler

Thomas Wood


Last Updated: 11/17/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 40
Sign: Virgo

City: Rancho Cucamonga
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 1/7/2004

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Friday, April 24, 2009 

So here I sit on this Friday before performing on April 24th, 2009.  One of my shoulders is sore from being slightly out, and my demeanor is mellower than I’m used to.  It may be a function of the workout I have been forcing myself to do.  For the last week or so I have been taking full advantage of a gym membership.  I wonder why I didn’t do these years ago.  I work out pretty much every day for my health anyway, but there has always been an issue with where to do it.  Perhaps it’s my inner cheap bastard that has been the culprit.  Suddenly I have a nice air conditioned spot with mirrors and such to do stage blocking, juggling, martial arts, etc. , as well as weights.    So as per usual I look in the mirror and It’s hard to reconcile who I see there with the self I feel and see from the inside.  Somewhere in my head I’m still this young spry guy.  Granted, I’m still spry.  I juggle for a living.  It’s kind of required that I be quick.   However I look in the mirror and marvel at how much better I feel than I appear.  I can still do a decent jumping 540 kick, so I guess I’m doing better than most men on the edge of 40. 

Somehow I figured out a routine that genuinely works for me.  I go out there, I work my way from white all the way through black belt in forms, kicks, and stretches.  From there I do some weights, some juggling, some swimming, etc.  By the time I have worked my way through martial arts and have a good sweat going, juggling seems to come with more flow.  The rhythm of my practice drops me into a spot where my dexterity seems to climb just from the motions and focus of what I do.  Honestly it’s been about 6 years since I really did serious juggling practice.  Every day I’m going out there and juggling till I collapse, bleed, or improve.  Sometimes it’s all 3.   I wonder how this will affect my show.  It’s too early to tell if I’ll stick with this, but right now it’s a great ride.  I seem to be pretty comfortable at 2 hours a day.  My insides feel great.  I wake up earlier than usual ready to do something adventurous.  I walk around feeling like an overpowered car trying to drive down a residential street.  All this is happening on the inside.  Meanwhile on the outside, there is no physical change what so ever.  I don’t look any different, but I feel amazing.   I wonder if my external will ever catch up, or if I’m stuck with this old body.  Either way, I think I’m going to keep up with this.  The juggling  affect alone is worth it.

In other news, just a funny story…. 

I had a full glass of red liquid balanced on my head which I do at the faire as a way to hawk for my show and un beknownst to most people I’m actually fixing my neck.  I enter a bathroom because like everyone else even when making a living on stage I will eventually have to pee.  The bathroom was full of men looking straight forward from the stalls.  I saddled up to the only free urinal and carefully untied, unbuckled, moved a sash, and started peeing.  Meanwhile I’m still balancing the wine glass on top of my head.  A large Texan turns to me and breaks the cardinal unwritten rule of guydom and starts talking to me.  He says “Wow!  That’s impressive!”.  To which I responded “Why thank you.  I balance things as well!”  The urinals were then full of men trying not to look, while they laughed and tried not to pee on themselves.

Melody
Melody Barnes

 
Two things that I love about you...

you will never, ever be an average guy.


:)
 
 
Posted by Melody on Friday, April 24, 2009 - 11:21 PM
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Evyl Dyva

 
That's impressive indeed! By the way, glad to know your in the "Edge of 40" club too!
 
 
Posted by Evyl Dyva on Friday, April 24, 2009 - 11:31 PM
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Ghanima
Chani Liverett

 
You have told me many things, and I think that one made me smile the most.

 
 
Posted by Ghanima on Saturday, April 25, 2009 - 5:53 AM
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Jen
Jen Brinkman

 
At least your phone didn't call us from THAT urinal.


:D
 
 
Posted by Jen on Saturday, April 25, 2009 - 5:12 PM
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Andrea

 
Awesome - love the story! Can't wait to see your show again!
 
 
Posted by Andrea on Saturday, April 25, 2009 - 8:55 PM
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Spider

 
*chuckle*
 
 
Posted by Spider on Sunday, April 26, 2009 - 8:47 PM
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Rhianna the Troll
Amanda Moreau

 
I think you look amazing and the bathroom humor is just too damn funny!

-Rhianna the Troll
 
 
Posted by Rhianna the Troll on Monday, April 27, 2009 - 12:23 PM
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Dreamie™

 
I dont know what you're talking about. Maybe you look the same with your clothes on, but you look damn hot naked. You always have, you sexy beast.
^_^

~Dreamie~
 
 
Posted by Dreamie™ on Monday, April 27, 2009 - 11:47 PM
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