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Marty Beets


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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 35
Sign: Taurus

City: COVINGTON
State: KENTUCKY
Country: US
Signup Date: 3/30/2006

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Thursday, May 01, 2008 

OK, after I did my "Six Weird Things About Me Blog" I though of another one. I've mentioned it to about ten people and they all agreed that it should have been my number one. Since I proclaimed myself to be normal, I feel like I must go public with it.

Are you ready?

I shave my armpits. When I tell people this I always get a shocked reaction. I'm shocked everybody doesn't shave their armpits. Does anyone like armpit hair? Does anyone find it sexy? Ladies, do you run your fingers through the armpit hair of your significant other? If you answered those questions no, no, and no then what's so weird about it?

Here's why I do it. I'm sort of a biological oddity. Some places I'm hairy and other places I'm not. I can't explain it. My arms have hardly any hair on them. I can't grow a goatee because I can't connect. I definitely have some chest hair, but nobody mistakes me for wearing a sweater when I'm shirtless. My legs and ass? They're pretty damn hairy.

As for my armpits, it pretty much looked like I had Buckwheat in a headlock.

When I was at the pool I would feel uncomfortable when my armpits were exposed, so one day I shaved it all off. The next time I was at the pool I was completely comfortable so I've never looked back. Most people I've told who have seen me without a shirt said they didn't even notice.

Guys, I really recommend it. I only have to shave them about once a week and I do it while I'm in the shower. There's no razor burn and no itching. Several girls have told me they think it looks better, however, girls dating or married to guys with jungle-pits generally don't admit they do. And, while I do miss out on having those sexy white clumps tangled in my armpit hair, it's much easier to put on deodorant.


I'll let you ladies be the judge.


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Shannanb
Shannan B

 
That is one HOT armpit!  You go Marty.
 
Posted by Shannanb on Saturday, June 10, 2006 - 2:29 PM
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Will

 

You're such a freak Mar.

 


 
Posted by Will on Saturday, June 10, 2006 - 5:14 PM
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The BraiN

 
That's one girly-looking arm.
 
Posted by The BraiN on Friday, June 23, 2006 - 2:16 PM
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Angie
Angie Smith Gray

 
You go, Marty. Glad to see another real man besides mine. You don't have to have armpit hair to be a man. Love ya!!
 
Posted by Angie on Saturday, July 08, 2006 - 2:48 AM
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Jason

 
I do something similiar, but instead of going bald I use a number four guard.  I contains the bush, but still leaves a bit of manly pit hair.  By the way, do you also use Soft and Dry.  I've heard it is strong enough for a man...
 
Posted by Jason on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 - 3:16 PM
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Mitchell
scott mitchell

 
that is pretty strange but it does make sense especially the white clumps you speak of...
 
Posted by Mitchell on Saturday, April 19, 2008 - 7:01 PM
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